Well, it comes time for me to ruthlessly parodize my own creation be I secretly have severe self-loathing issue and making fun of the stuff I made helps me to vent that, so enjoy the next episode of the A New Fear Will Soon Be Born Parody Script.
Malkator; I have an idea! I'm going to become involved in the Great Game played between the Fears, and I'm going to turn the tables so that the humans win! I'll go tell my plan to Slender Man, because that definitely couldn't lead to my demise. Hey, you over there!
Flamboyant Proxy; Myes?
Malkator; Are you a proxy?
Flamboyant Proxy; Myes!
Malkator; Can you tell Slender Man that I want to meet him in the Empty City?
Flamboyant Proxy; Mmmmmmmm-no!!
Malkator; I implore you to reconsider!
Flamboyant Proxy; Myes!
Malkator; Okay, now I just have to get into the Empty City. There's a door over there, but it'll probably just slam shut behind me and trap me there. There must be some way to avoid that. hmmmmmm, I think I have an idea.
later
Walmart Greeter; Hello, welcome to Walmart.
Malkator; Hello, can you tell me which aisle I can find door stops in?
even later, in the Empty City
Slender Man; You wanted to meet me?
Random Proxy #1; I don't like this guy.
Random Proxy #2; I think he's an enemy.
Random Proxy #3; What they said!
Slender Man; Shut up random proxies! Nobody cares about you.
Malkator; I want to change things so that the humans can win against the Fears.
Slender Man; So you plan to destroy the Fears, and you've decided to tell one of the Fears about it?
Malkator; Yes.
Slender Man; You know what, now that I think about it, we're both inside a Fear right now, so that means that two of the Fears know of your plan to eliminate us.
Malkator; Yes.
Slender Man; So, does that seem logical to you at all?
Malkator; What are you getting at exactly?
Slender Man; Random proxies, kick his ass.
Malkator then kills two of the proxies and eats the other one
Slender Man; Dude, you just ate my servant!
Malkator; Yes I did.
Slender Man; W-why?
Malkator; I can grow stronger by eating people who's bodies contain eldritch energy.
Slender Man; That's f@&ked up, man. That's really f@&ked up. Who do you think you are anyway?
Malkator; Well, I'm glad you asked. (Puts on Darkwing Duck costume) I am the terror, that flaps in the night!
Slender Man; You do what in the night?
Malkator; I flap.
Slender Man; Can you repeat that?
Malkator; FLAP!
Slender Man; Oh, okay. I thought you said something else for a second there.
Malkator; What did you think I said.
Slender Man; It's nothing. Really.
Malkator; NO! Tell me what you thought I said!
Slender Man; It's not important.
Malkator; It is to me!
Slender; I'm not telling you.
Malkator; Then die!
The next day
Malkator; Ugh my head. Wait why am on this random park bench in the middle of an unfamiliar to- Oh god, I lost my fight with Slender Man, didn't I? And am I still wearing my Darkwing Duck costume? Yes. Yes I am. I should probably change out of that.
Well, that's it for now. I'll post the next one eventually.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Sonic Underworld
Another Sonic fan story. Enjoy.
In the deep pits of hell, a creature sat, gazing into the fiery abyss. It was a red hedgehog, his spikes flared up, with short horns where his ears should be. He had orange streaks on his shins and forearms, and an orange swirl on his chest. His tail was long and ended in a spike.
"10 years. I’ve spent 10 long, painful here's in this damned underworld." He said to himself. "Sonic, I will have my revenge. Whatever it takes, I SHALL KILL YOU!"
Meanwhile, up on Mobius, inside of a dark cave, a hooded figure stood in front of a large tablet. He held up a red jewel in his hand. "It is time. Awaken, Sato!" he said as the jewel rose up into the air and stuck itself into an opening in the tablet. The tablet glowed, and a portal appeared above it, and from the portal emerged a red hedgehog.
"What's going on here?" asked the demon. "Why did you bring me here?"
"Don't you see?" said the figure. "You're free. Free of the wretched underworld where you lived for the past 10 years! You may do what you want now." Sato looked at the figure through the hood. It was a rat. "Here, take this," said the rat, handing Sato the jewel.
"What is this?" questioned Sato.
"It is a Chaos Emerald. It has limitless power. Use it as you see fit," said the hooded rat.
"Who are you?" asked Sato suspiciously.
"My name is Malice. I am simply a kind soul who saw you suffering in hell and decided to show you some mercy and bring you back," said Malice. Sato took one last look at Malice, and then ran off.
Far away, in the middle of the woods, sat a wolf. He was sad and depressed. He was about 12 and had messy hair and large muscles. He looked up to see something purple flying through the trees. He jumped up and began chasing the purple thing. "Wait up!" he said. The creature turned to look at the wolf.
"AHH! A WOLF!" said the bat, quickly picking up speed. He stopped on the other side of a river to catch his breath. The wolf stopped, looked around, and walked over to a tree. He uprooted it with his bare hands and laid it across the river to make a bridge. The bat panicked and flew away again with the wolf chasing after him.
"Man, this kid is fast," he thought. He broke out of the forest to find that he had entered the city. He turned and ran into a restaurant, with the wolf still following him. "Help! Crazy wolf chasing me!" Everyone else in the restaurant looked questionably at him.
"I'm sorry for his behavior," said a voice from the corner. Rouge stepped up and began talking to the wolf. "Ace has been afraid of wolves since he was a kid. It's not such a big deal," she explained to him.
"Please," said the wolf, "My names Fang, and I'm trying to find my family." Was holding onto a small gold pendant
"Ohhh, how sad," said Rouge. "You ARE going to help him, aren't you Ace?" she said, glaring at him.
Ace glared back at her. "First of all, I hate wolves. Second of all, I don't care. Third of all, I don't feel like it."
After Ace finished his sentence, there was a large explosion coming from the other side of the city. Ace jumped up and flew up to check it out. Fang followed.
"Will you leave me alone already?" Ace shouted. Fang ignored him and continued to chase after Ace.
Ace wasn't the only one interested in the explosion. Sonic was running toward the burning building to see what was going on. He was accompanied by Tails in the tornado. He ran into Ace and Fang. "There you are Sonic," said Ace.
"Hey Ace! We need to stop this thing. I'll go get everyone out off the fire. Tails, you go put the fire out. Ace, you go find the person responsible for this. I'll catch up soon," Sonic said.
Ace took to the sky, while Sonic ran into the building and left Fang on the ground. "HEY!" he said to tails. "Can I come with you?"
"Sure," said tails. They introduced themselves and boarded the tornado.
Ace scouted, trying to find something. He closed his eyes and listened as hard as he could. He then noticed an image amongst all the fire. He took after it, and then saw what it was. "You! Sato!" he said.
The Demon turned to see Ace. "Well well. If it isn't you. Tell me Ace; how has life been treating you?”
“Sato, what happened? Are you- did you go to hell?” Ace asked.
“Sadly, yes,” Sato replied. “Not that you would care.”
“What are you saying?” Ace demanded. “You were my best friend! Do you have any idea how broken up I was after you died?”
“And yet you ally yourself with the one who killed me,” Sato said.
“What are you-“
“Don’t lie to me!” Sato said. “I saw you engaging with Sonic outside the building!”
“What?” Ace said. “You think Sonic killed you? He couldn’t have!”
“Liar!” Sato shouted. “You think you can fool me with your mind games!”
“Sato, just listen!”
“No!” Sato yelled. “I’ve had enough of this. Let’s get this over with.”
Ace and Sato began to fight. "You've changed a lot since we last met," commented Ace.
"You'd be surprised what hell can do to your body! CHAOS CONTROL!" yelled Sato, disappearing. He came up behind Ace and launched a ball of fire at him. Ace fell to the ground.
"You can use Chaos Control?" said Ace surprised.
"Hey! What's going' on here?!" said Sonic, finally arriving.
"Sonic!" said Sato. "Finally, I can have my revenge on you! CHAOS HELLFIRE!" Sato launched a tremendous ball of fire at Sonic. Sonic dodged the attack and aimed a homing attack at Sato. Sato prepared to deflect it, but was grabbed from behind by White Ace. Sonic's attack hit and Sato was winded. "Our battle isn't over yet. CHAOS CONTROL!" Sato disappeared in a flash of red light.
"Who was that? And how does he know my name?" Asked Sonic.
"You had all of your memories of him erased. I know a device that can help get them back, but you'll have to wait for me to get it," Ace explained. Then he took off yet again.
"Erased? Why would I do something like that? You have some explaining to do Ace," Sonic said.
High in the sky, floating above the ocean, was Angel Island. In the center sat an alter with a large emerald. Sitting next to the emerald was Knuckles the Echidna. He was beginning to doze off when the Master Emerald started glowing brightly.
"Knuckles! You must help this planet! A great threat is about to rise from the Underworld!" said a voice coming from the emerald. It was a familiar girl’s voice.
"Is this... Tikal?" asked Knuckles. There was a brilliant flash of light. And then, standing before Knuckles, was another female echidna, colored beige and wearing lots of jewelry.
"Yes, it is me. I've released myself to help stop this demon," she said.
"Ok, well, we'd better get a move on then," said Knuckles. He rushed to the edge of the island and glided off to solid land. Tikal followed after him.
Meanwhile, Sonic, Tails and Fang went in search of Chaos Emeralds. "There should be one somewhere around here," mentioned Tails.
"If I knew what they smelled like I could sniff them out," said Fang, "I've got a great sense of smell."
"I can feel it!" Sonic declared.
"My sensors say that it's somewhere in that lake," said Tails, holding up a small device.
"LAKE?! Oh no!" Sonic said.
"What's wrong?" asked Fang.
"Sonic can't swim," explained Tails. The water began to bubble and Fang stepped over to the edge to get a closer look. Then, a large metal shark jumped out of the water. Fang ran away, scared out of his skin.
"Hello, Sonic. It's nice to see you again!" said Eggman's face on a screen on the shark’s stomach. "Meet the Egg Shark! This should be fun, especially considering how weak you are against water!"
Sonic tried fighting the giant shark, but it was no use. The shark had an advantage in this element. Tails tried fighting, but wasn't strong enough. Sonic was about to lose, when a large rock hit the shark in the head. The shark was stunned. Suddenly, Fang leapt on top of the shark, knocking it underneath the surface, bringing Fang with it.
"Fang!" shouted Tails. They watched as the bubbles receded, unable to do anything.
Fang burst from the water, gasping for breath.
"Hey! Your ok!" said Sonic, helping him out of the water. "That was pretty cool. Did you throw that rock?"
"Yeah," said Fang. "By the way, is this what we've been looking for?” He held up a clear crystal.
"It's the Chaos Emerald!" exclaimed Tails.
"Good for you!" said another voice. Everyone turned to see Ace standing high up in a tree. "Anyway, I got the machine from my dad's lab. You want to know more about Sato now?"
"'Bout time, I've been waiting forever," said Sonic.
"Ok, the machines basic design is to show us your memories that have been either repressed or sealed away." Ace brought out the small device and pointed it at Sonic's head. "Hold still."
Sonic opened his eyes. He and Ace were standing in the middle of a forest. Sonic recognized the scenery. He looked around and was shocked to see himself sitting on the ground crying. It was a younger version of himself.
"You're pathetic!" said someone else. Sonic turned to see Sato. He wasn't a demon, like the Sato that he saw earlier. This Sato was about 10 and had normal quills, ears, and a normal tail. The streaks on his arms and legs were gone and the swirl on his chest was replaced by a smooth oval, like Sonic had.
"Please, Sato, stop bullying me," cried the younger Sonic. Sato stepped forward and prepared to punch Sonic. But then a flash of purple appeared and knocked Sato to the ground. It was a more youthful version of Ace.
"What are you doing to this kid?" scolded the teenage Ace.
"All right, you win this round, but I'll be back!" said Sato, running away.
"Are you ok?" Asked Ace, bending down to help Sonic up.
Sonic wiped his eyes. "Yes. Thanks for the help Ace. You're cool!" said kid Sonic. "I just hope Sato starts leaving me alone.
The current Sonic and Ace stood watching as the scene faded to black and was replaced by a burning manor.
"What is this!?" said Sonic. To their left was the younger sonic, watching the burning house. Many people were restraining Sonic from rushing inside the house.
"Please let me go!" Sonic cried, "Sato is in there! I need to save him!” The older Sonic watched, confused. Then he noticed someone moving toward the house. It was Teen Ace.
The scene faded to black, and they returned to the lake, where Fang and Tails were waiting.
"So, now you see," said Ace. "Sato died in the fire and blamed you for it. That's why he wants you dead."
"But, didn't you go into the building?" asked Sonic.
"Yes. But I didn’t make it in time. By the time I found him, it was too late," said Ace. Then he took off, with Fang chasing after him, leaving the Chaos Emerald with Tails.
Sato was running along the beach, when he was attacked by a large demon. “What?” He said. “Why is this demon here?” He narrowly dodged one of the demon’s blows. “Does that Malice character have something to do with this? I could care less what he does, but If these things interfere with my vengeance, than we’re gonna have some problems.” He continued to battle the demon, and then another figure appeared and struck the demon with a powerful blow. The demon fell to the ground and faded into nothingness. Sato looked at the newcomer, who turned out to be Knuckles.
"Hey you!" said Knuckles, approaching Sato.
"Who are you?" Asked Sato.
"I'm Knuckles, and you must be the threat that Tikal warned me about!" Knuckles said. Then he attacked Sato with his spiked knuckles. Sato and Knuckles fought for a while.
"You call yourself a fighter! INFERNAL SPIRAL!" yelled Sato. He spun around in a fiery tornado and knocked Knuckles to the ground before running off.
"Knuckles!" said Tikal, running up to his body.
"Wow, he's tough," said Knuckles. "But I'm ok."
"Sorry I took so long. I saw your fight, and I need to tell you that the demon you faced wasn't the threat I warned you of."
"What?! Then what is the threat?" asked knuckles.
"Perhaps I should explain. There is a vicious person in possession of the Hellsgate. He intends to use it, along with the Chaos Emeralds, to fill his body with demonic energy and transform into a monster capable of taking over this world. He goes by the name of Malice," she said.
"Well, let's get a move on then!" said knuckles, taking off.
Fire. There was fire everywhere. The whole house was going up in flames. A pair of hedgehogs were desperately trying to escape.
"Damn!" said the red hedgehog, who was about 10 years old.
"Sato, I'm scared!" cried the 6-year old blue hedgehog.
"It’s ok, Sonic," said Sato. "We'll make it out of this." Without warning, the floor beneath Sato's feet gave way. He clung on to the edge, looking down into the raging inferno beneath him. Planks of sharp wood protruded from the ground. "Sonic! HELP! PLEASE!" cried Sato.
"No," said Sonic. "You deserve to die!” Sonic lifted up his foot and stomped down hard on Sato's fingers, causing him to release his grip and fall into the flaming oblivion below.
Sato snapped out of his flashback. He gazed into the horizon. "Sonic. I will soon have my vengeance," he said. Then, a tremendous monster burst from the ground and attacked Sato. Sato fought the demon and eventually defeated it. It collapsed on the ground. "I-I did it!" said Sato, "I beat a full-fledged demon! I am invincible!” But then Sato felt something inside of him. A hideous monster in the back of his head, trying to gain control. "No!" said Sato. "I must resist. If I lose control, I won't be able to have my revenge." He took off, in search of Sonic.
Meanwhile, Knuckles and Tikal were out looking for Malice. "I think we should split up and cover more ground," said Knuckles.
"Ok," agreed Tikal. They went their separate ways. Tikal was looking over the edge of a cliff, trying to get a good view, but then she lost balance and fell over. She screamed, afraid she was going to die. But before she knew it, she stopped falling. She opened her eyes to see her savior. It was Ace.
"You should be more careful with those cliffs," he said. He landed on the ground and let her down.
"Thank you," she said, "I'm Tikal, and I was wondering if you could help."
"I just did. What else do you need?" he said.
"I'm looking for a rat named Malice," she said. "He's trying to take over the world."
"Well, may as well help," he said. Then a wolf came out of the trees.
"Hi Ace!" he said.
"Oh, for the love of- Leave me alone, Fang!" Ace said.
Tikal was confused. "So, your names Ace then?" she asked.
"Sort of, now let's get going," he said. The 3 of them started off, looking for Malice but were soon interrupted by a mechanical spider, with Eggman seated in a control panel on top.
"Hello Ace!" shouted Eggman. "Time for you to feel some pain!" The spider attacked, and Ace was over powered and knocked to the ground. Tikal rushed over to help him, and Fang went and stood in front of the spider.
"Leave Ace alone! Stop hurting him!" yelled Fang.
"Oh yeah? Why should I?" asked Eggman.
"Because, I lost my family. And Ace reminds me of my brother. So I guess- I guess he's just the closest thing I have to a family right now," Fang said.
"HA! Pathetic! Take this!" said Eggman, as one of the spiders legs jutted out at Fang. The leg was suddenly stopped by a glowing white figure.
"Hey kid," said White Ace, "Is it true? What you just said?"
"Y-yes," said Fang, surprised.
"Well, then I guess I have no choice but to protect my family," he said. In an instant, he brought down the giant spider and sent Eggman flying.
"Wow, that was great!" cheered Fang. "I hope he doesn't come back."
"That's the least of our worries," said Tikal, "I feel immense dark energy. I must be Malice." Then, out of the darkness, came a soft clapping.
"Bravo, Ace, Bravo. That was quite an impressive battle," said a hooded creature, stepping out of the trees. "I'm also impressed that you could feel me, Tikal."
"So you’re the one trying to take over the world!" said Ace. “I get a feeling this isn’t our first encounter, is it?”
“Of course not,” Malice replied. “We know each other more that you might remember.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you won’t be talking much longer!” Ace said, charging at Malice. Malice deflected Ace’s hit with a shield of darkness.
"Sorry, Ace, but I'm more powerful than you think," he said. Then he took out a purple crystal. "Now, behold my true strength!" He launched a bolt of powerful dark energy at Ace. Ace collapsed to the ground. Fang joined into the battle, but couldn't stop him.
“That's a Chaos Emerald he's using. We have to get it from him," said Ace. "ROYAL FLUSH!" he yelled, throwing a deck of exploding cards at Malice. As the smoke cleared, Ace saw Fang, lying on the ground looking at Ace.
"Please, Ace, stop attacking me," he said. Ace looked around, and saw that there were now 2 Fangs.
"Which one's the real one?" asked Ace. He was confused.
"Ace, Malice is a shape shifter!" said Tikal.
Ace looked at her and thought for a moment. Then he asked, "Can he transform other things, by any chance?"
"Yes, I think so. Why?" asked Tikal.
"I think I know who the real one is, then," he said. He glowed white and attacked Tikal. She fell to the ground and transformed back into Malice. One of the Fangs transformed into the real Tikal.
"How did you know it was me?" asked Malice, dropping his emerald.
"Lucky guess," said Ace, snatching up the emerald. “I am a gambler after all.”
"This isn't over," said Malice, dissapearing into the air.
"Malice," said Ace, "Whoever you are, I will find you, and I will defeat you!"
Meanwhile, Sonic was running through the city and ran into Knuckles.
"Hey Knux, it's been a while. You doing ok?" he asked.
"Sonic, I'm looking' for a rat named Malice. Tikal came back and told me about him," Knuckles told him.
"Well, I'll let you know if I find anything," said Sonic.
Then a loud scream echoed throughout the city. A woman was being attacked by a hulking monster.
"Oh no!" said Knuckles, "I saw some of those on my way over here, and they aren't very friendly. And this ones the biggest I've seen all day!"
Sonic and Knuckles fought the beast but couldn't bring it down.
"This is hopeless!" said Sonic. But then, a ball of fire fell from the sky and destroyed the demon.
Sato descended from the sky. "Foolish demon. It's my job to kill Sonic, and anyone who gets in my way will suffer the consequences." He took out his red chaos emerald and was about to attack when a missile hit him from behind. Tails showed up in the tornado and landed on the ground. The chaos emerald landed on the ground, and Knuckles was about to get it when another person, wearing a cloak appeared and snatched it up. Then he disappeared.
"Who was that?" asked Knuckles.
"Malice? What was he doing here?" said Sato. Then he took off yet again.
"So that was Malice," said Sonic. "I bet Eggman has something to do with this. Tails, let's go."
Sonic and Tails jumped into the Tornado and took off.
Ace was standing inside of a military base with Tikal and Fang.
"So, this Malice guy is trying to take over the world, huh," said Rouge. "You know, we've figured out that Eggman has a new associate. It might be Malice."
"Well, then we’ll have to go find Eggman and ask. Where is he?" asked Ace.
"We think his new base is the sky," said Rouge.
"Well, then I'm stealing this jet. C'mon Fang," Ace said, jumping into the jet, followed by Fang. They took off, with Rouge shouting after them.
"You can't do that! Come back here!" she said.
"I guess we'll just have to wait for him then," said Tikal.
Sonic and Tails flew towards Eggman’s flying base in the Tornado. Eggman’s flying robots tried to stop them, but Tails shot missiles at all of them and they exploded. They landed on the ship and got off the plane.
"Well, this looks like pretty much every other ship Eggman builds. Big. Mechanical. Lots of guns. Yup," said Sonic looking around.
"We'd better hurry up and find Eggman," said Tails. They started searching for Eggman, but ran into a giant robot guard. Sonic fought it, but it was too powerful.
"This thing just won't go down," said Sonic, gasping for breath. He eventually managed to defeat it using a combination attack with Tails. Sonic sat down to take a break.
"Man that was tough. I guess Egghead's getting better with his robots," said Sonic.
Meanwhile, Ace and Fang flew in the jet, looking for Eggman’s base.
"There it is," said Fang, sniffing the air, "I recognize the smell of Eggman’s robots."
Ace turned in the direction of the base. He touched down after shooting his way through Eggman’s flying drones.
"Try and sniff out Eggman," said Ace.
Fang sniffed around a little, and then said, "Hey! It's Sonic!"
Sonic and Tails noticed Ace and ran up to him. "Hey Ace. Come here to fight Eggman?" he said.
"I need to find some information about a guy called Malice," said Ace.
"Same here," said Tails. "We were just looking for Eggman’s control room."
"Wait. I- I think I've found him," said Fang, sniffing the air. "Follow me."
Down on the ground, Knuckles was still trying to find Malice.
"Where is this guy?" he said.
"Hey Knuckles!" said a familiar voice. He turned to see Rouge.
"What do you what, batgirl?!" he asked suspiciously.
"Tikal told me about the situation, and I thought I'd help," she said. "After all, we're such good friends, aren't we?"
"Whatever, just don't get in my way!" he said.
"Actually, we've found out that a large amount of fires have been occurring. We think it might be Sato," she said. "We've also figured out that the next target is most likely the train station on Station Square."
"Sato? Of course, he'll know something about Malice! I'll go to the station and meet Sato, and I don't want you or your military friends getting involved!" with that, Knuckles took off.
Sato approached the train station. He started feeling a strange energy. "Is that a... chaos emerald?" he said to himself.
"Hey! You! With the horns!" said another voice. Sato turned to see Knuckles running towards him. "Why are you starting all these fires?"
"What do you mean? I'm drawing out Sonic," he replied.
"Well, let’s get this over with!" shouted Knuckles, rushing at Sato. The 2 fought for a while. Eventually, Knuckles pinned Sato against a wall. "Now, tell me. Who's Malice?! Where can I find him!?"
"Malice? He's the one who resurrected me. I don't know what his intentions are, but I don't really trust him myself," said Sato.
"So where is he?" asked Knuckles.
Tell you what. Let me go and I'll show you," bargained Sato.
Knuckles released Sato. "Don't try anything funny," he said.
Sato flew into the air. Knuckles climbed up the building. "See, that forest? Beyond it, to the Northeast, is a tall mountain. There's a cave on the South side. Malice should be inside," said Sato. Then he took off.
"Well, I'll deal with Sato later. For now I need to handle Malice. But first..." Knuckles leapt down from building and started digging with his shovel claw. He emerged with a cyan colored Chaos Emerald. Then he took off.
Sonic and Ace entered the main control room. Eggman sat in a large robot with a huge sword. "Hello Sonic. Are you ready to meet my newest robot, The Egg Swordsman!?" he shouted.
Sonic leapt in the air and struck the robot several times with his homing attack. Ace hit it's leg with a Screw Kick, causing it to fall over. Sonic rushed over to Eggman and said, "So, why don't you tell us about Sato and Malice."
"I don't know who Sato is, but Malice promised to help me take over the world, so long as I kept you distracted." Eggman explained.
As they talked, Tails examined the busted robot. "Hey!" he said, "It's a Chaos Emerald!” He picked it up and handed it to Sonic.
Sonic examined it, and then turned to Eggman once again. "So, where’s Malice?" he asked him.
"The coordinates of Malice's layer on my computer, not that you'll be able to search it!" Eggman said, pressing a button on his belt. A trap door opened up beneath their feet, and Sonic, Ace, Tails, and Fang fell through. But then, White Ace flew out through the hole.
"FIST BARRAGE!!" he shouted, striking Eggman in the stomach repeatedly. Sonic jumped up through the hole, and Tails flew up, carrying Fang.
"Sorry Eggman, but you should know by now that I don't go down that easily," Sonic said. Tails rushed over to the computer and downloaded the coordinates onto a disk.
"Good, now give the disk," said Ace.
"What? Why you?" said Sonic.
"Sonic, you go find Sato, and I'll handle Malice," Ace said.
"Can't we do this the other way around?" asked Sonic?
"It's your duty to fight Sato. I shouldn't get involved this time," said Ace. Tails handed him the disk and he left with Fang. Sonic and Tails boarded the Tornado and flew away.
Knuckles rushed through the forest, making his way to Malice's hideout. He noticed the Tornado flying through the air.
"Hey man, what’s up?" called Sonic. They landed in a clearing to talk to Knuckles.
"I got directions to Malice’s base from Sato," explained Knuckles.
"Sato? Where did he go?" asked Sonic.
"Last time I saw him was by the train station. He went west from there," said Knuckles.
"Ok," said Sonic, jumping into the tornado. "Wait, you may need this, said Knuckles, tossing him the Chaos Emerald.
"Thanks," said Sonic. Knuckles watched them leave, and then he heard a voice from the shadows.
"So you've been looking for me huh?" said Malice, emerging from the darkness.
"You! Let's end this!" shouted Knuckles. He charged at Malice, who fought back, throwing bolts of dark energy at Knuckles. Knuckles fell to the ground after being hit by one.
"You're a fool to face me. Just give up!" said Malice, disappearing.
Meanwhile, Ace and Fang landed on the ground in town. "Well, let’s find a computer and see where these coordinates are," said Ace.
They managed to get a family to let them use their computer. "So that's where it is," said Fang.
They left the house and were about to go to the base, when they ran into Sato.
"Ace, let's settle this score once and for all!" he said, attacking Ace. Ace used his white power. "Well, this should be interesting. Let's see if 80% power can take you down!”
“Of course,” Ace said. "You've always had a head for calculations. Only natural that you’d be able to determine the exact percentage of your strength that you’re using.” Sato burst into flames and started fighting Ace, eventually overpowering him.
Fang jumped between them and stopped Sato. Fang punched Sato, sending him flying.
"Ugh. This isn't over!" yelled Sato, flying away.
Ace got up and said, "We'd better get going. They took off in the direction of Malice's layer. Ace and Fang arrived in front of Malice’s cave. They ran into Knuckles.
"Who are you 2?" asked Knuckles.
"I'm Ace, and this is my friend Fang," said Ace. "We're looking for a guy named Malice. A girl named Tikal told us about him."
"Tikal? She told me about Malice too," said Knuckles.
"So, I guess you'll be willing to help us out then?" said Ace.
"Ok, but it looks like we need a key to get through this door," said Knuckles. Fang started sniffing around, and eventually found something. "Does this look like a key to you?" he asked, holding up a small metal piece.
"That looks like it'll fit," said knuckles, trying out the key. The door opened. Ace, Fang, and Knuckles went inside and started searching for Malice. They eventually found a small chamber, with a tablet sitting in the middle of it. "Is that what I think it is?" asked Knuckles.
"Yes," said a familiar voice out of the shadows. "This is the Hellsgate."
They watched as Malice came out of the darkness. "You!" said Ace. "It's about time we finished this!" Ace, Fang and Knuckles began fighting Malice.
"You 3 think you can beat me? Take this!" he shouted, firing bolts of dark energy at them all. Ace was hit. He collapsed on the ground, catching his breath. He looked up to see not 1, but 3 Malice’s. Knuckles and Fang were gone.
"So, you're pulling your shape shifting tricks again, huh?" asked Ace. He suddenly began glowing brightly. The light filled up the entire room. 2 of the Malice’s transformed into Fang and Knuckles. The real Malice stood, shocked.
"How did you do that?" he asked, surprised.
"Your shape shifting powers are based on darkness. I just used light to extinguish your illusion," explained White Ace. He charged at Malice, who tried to defend himself. Ace soon overpowered him. Ace’s White Power timed out and he returned to his original form. He charged at Malice to deliver a final blow. Malice transformed into Tikal. Ace stopped.
"Please don't hurt me," said Malice. Then he transformed into Rouge and said "Why are you doing this?” He was obviously messing with Ace's emotions. He transformed into a young, blue hedgehog about 6 years old. "Please stop this Ace," said the kid Sonic. Ace was struck by sudden realization.
"SCREW KICK!!" he yelled, attacking Malice. Malice returned to his original form. Then he grabbed the Hellsgate and disappeared.
"What just happened?" asked Fang.
"That doesn't matter," said Ace. "Knuckles go find Malice and finish this. Fang, you come with me. We have to warn Sonic."
Knuckles left to go look for Malice. Ace and Fang were on their way to find Sonic, but were interrupted by a flying mechanical bat with Eggman riding in it. "Ace! You will pay for destroying my base!" he said.
"I'll take care of this," said Fang.
"You sure?" asked Ace.
"Don't worry 'bout me. Just go find Sonic," said Fang.
"Ok," said Ace, taking off.
Fang got in a battle with Eggman’s flying machine. He picked up a large rock and through it at Eggman, knocking the machine to the ground. Eggman’s Hover ship rose from the ground and flew away. Fang quickly ran in the direction that Ace went.
Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails had split up to look for Sato. Sonic was running through the green hills when a ball of fire narrowly missed him.
"Sonic, I'm glad I found you," said Sato. "Now, let's end this!” Sonic and Sato started fighting. Sonic began spinning rapidly. Sato also started to spin. They shot towards each other. But they were both knocked off course when a white light appeared between them. Ace stood there before them.
"Sorry I had to interrupt, but there's something I have to show both of you," he said, taking out a small machine.
Sato, Sonic, and Ace were no longer in the hills. They were now inside a burning building. "Wait, this is... I remember this!" declared Sato. Sato looked around and saw younger versions of him and Sonic trying to escape. The floor beneath the younger Sato collapsed, and he held on to the edge for dear life.
"Sonic! HELPP! PLEASE!" he said.
"No. You deserve to die!" said the younger Sonic, stomping on Sato's fingers. Sato fell.
"You see! This is why Sonic must die!" said Sato. But Ace pointed to one of the doors. Sato looked to see the Teenage Ace watching this happen. The young Sonic, unaware that Ace was watching, began to transform. In his place stood Malice.
"What the...?" said the younger Ace. Malice turned to see Ace. He launched a bolt of dark energy at him. Everything faded to black and was replaced by the green hills.
"Malice- Malice killed me?" asked Sato.
"That was one of my memories that Malice sealed away. It all came back to me when I saw him transform," explained Ace.
They saw Eggman's machine flying through the air above them.
"Hey! There’s Eggman!" said Sonic. "I'd better go take care of him."
"And I'll go finish off Malice," said Sato. They both took off in different directions.
Fang finally caught up to Ace. "What happened? Is Sonic ok?" he asked.
"Don't worry. Our work is done here," said Ace.
Sato managed to find Malice’s layer, and encountered Knuckles there. "What do you want?" asked Knuckles.
"Relax. I'm here to take out Malice, just like you," said Sato. "By the way, I would rather handle this guy on my own. You should go help Sonic take out Eggman."
"Why should I?" asked Knuckles.
"Because Sonic needs all the help he can get, and if you don't help him, you'll look like Malice will when I'm through with him. Now go," said Sato. Knuckles left, leaving Sato to deal with Malice. Sato entered the Hideout to find Malice sitting in front of the Hellsgate."Malice! Why! Why did you kill me and frame Sonic for it!" Sato yelled.
"Allow me to explain. I am capable of seeing into the future. I knew Sonic would try to foil my plans for world domination. I was already in possession of the Hellsgate, so all I needed was a Chaos Emerald and I could simply call forth a demon to deal with Sonic for me. But even a low-class demon would defy me, and even possibly kill me. So I decided to create a Demon that had it's own reason to kill Sonic," explained Malice.
"So, for all this time- for the past 10 years, I've just been a pawn in your plan!" No! I won't accept this! I'll kill you! AT 100% POWER!" Sato demonic aura increases to an unbelievable level. He attacked Malice, whose body fell to the ground and disappeared. The Hellsgate disappeared as well. All that was left was the chaos emerald.
Meanwhile, Sonic arrived at Eggman’s damaged ship. Knuckles and Tails met him there.
"I saw Eggman coming here, so I decided to follow him," said Tails.
"Sato's taking care of Malice, so I came here to help out," said Knuckles.
"Ok, let’s do this," said Sonic. They entered the base to find Eggman seated in a new robot. It was huge, and had 4 large arms and a chaos green Chaos Emerald in it's chest.
"So glad you could join me, Sonic," said Eggman. The machine attacked Sonic. Sonic took out his blue chaos emerald he won from his last battle with Eggman.
"CHAOS CONTROL!!" he yelled. Time froze for Sonic. He attacked Eggman over and over again. Time unfroze and the machine collapsed. Sonic grabbed the emerald. Eggman pressed a button and a voice came from the walls.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE MINUTES!" it said. Eggman escaped through a trap door, which slammed shut behind him. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails ran out, barely escaping in time. Knuckles and Tails boarded the Tornado as Sonic jumped on the wing, hanging on tightly. They flew away as the Base exploded. They flew through the mountains, and saw Sato standing atop one of them, holding up something red and shiny.
"He has a Chaos Emerald!" said Tails.
"Heh!" Sonic chuckled. "I knew he could handle Malice on his own. Anyway, let's go home.”
Ace and Fang meet up with Tikal at the military base. "So I guess you'll be going back to Angel Island now, huh," asked Fang.
"Actually, I was hoping I could stay with you 2 for a while," said Tikal.
"I'm ok with it," said Ace. Suddenly, something attacked from the shadows, and everything went black.
Sometime later, on Angel Island, Sonic, Knuckles and Tails stood in front of the alter with the 4 chaos emeralds they had collected. "So, we have 4, and Ace and Sato each have 1, so that leaves 1 left," said Sonic.
"Actually, Malice has the last one. And mine as well," said Ace, landing a few feet behind them, followed by Fang and Tikal.
"What?!" said Knuckles. Then, Malice emerged, his cloak torn and burnt from his battle with Sato. His face was covered in scars and his hair stuck out in random directions.
"CHAOS CONTROL!!" he said, disappearing along with the Chaos Emeralds.
Sato stood atop the mountain, gazing at his Chaos Emerald. Then, out of nowhere, something struck him, snatching the emerald. Then it disappeared.
Malice stood before the Hellsgate, inside a tall tower, holding the 7 Chaos Emeralds.
"Finally, I can rule this planet!" he said, placing the emeralds into the tablet. The tablet glowed, and Malice began to grow rapidly, transforming into a hideous monster.
Sonic, Tails, Ace, Fang, Knuckles, and Tikal arrived in front of the tower.
"This is where the dark energy is coming from," said Tikal. They saw the demonic dragon at the top, and heard it shriek.
"It hasn't finished transforming yet," said Ace. "If we make it in time, we can get the emeralds before it's too late. Fang, Knuckles, you 2 handle the bottom floors, then me and Tails will help Sonic get to the top and destroy that thing."
They ran into the tower. Sonic eventually made his way to the top, and was about to engage the monster, when Sato arrived.
"Let me handle this," He said.
"Don't be crazy Sato," Said Sonic. "I know this guy killed you, but don’t let your anger get the better of you!"
"This isn't just about my vengeance Sonic," said Sato, "This guy didn't just kill me, but he framed my little brother for it, and that’s something I can never forgive!"
"Wait, brother!?" said Sonic.
"Listen, let me defeat this thing, then take the emeralds and go," said Sato, leaping at the dragon. He fought the beast and slowly weakened it. "CHAOS HELLFIRE!" he yelled, tossing a huge fireball at it's head. Sonic took the opportunity and leapt at the Hellsgate, which was embedded in the monsters chest. He grabbed the emeralds and landed on a platform. Sato landed next to him.
The monster began growing and sprouted a pair of huge wings. It took off, shattering the platform Sonic and Sato were standing on. The emeralds fell to the ground and Tails and Ace saved them.
"You owe me for this," Ace said to Sato, who was dangling beneath him.
"Nice save," Sonic said to Tails.
"No problem," Tails said.
They landed on the ground and picked up the Emeralds. "We were too late. We couldn't get the emeralds in time to stop it's evolution," said Sonic.
"Well, we have the Chaos Emeralds don't we?" said Ace, "Let's do something about it."
Sonic, Ace and Sato absorbed the Chaos Emeralds power and entered super form.
Super Sonic, glowing gold, looked at the beast and said, "Bring it on! I’m not afraid of you!"
"We can handle this!" said the black and gold Super Ace.
"The Hellsgate is linking him to that demonic energy!" said the copper Super Sato. "Aim there to defeat him!"
They fought the beast, attacking the gate over and over again.
"SONIC WIND!"
"ROYAL FLUSH!"
"CHAOS HELLFIRE!"
The attacks hit, and the demon shrunk back into it's original form. The Hellsgate levitated in the air, with Malice clinging to it.
"You haven't won yet!" said Malice.
Sato rushed forward and touched the Hellsgate, opening the portal. "Sonic, Ace, everyone, I'm sorry. I've overstayed my welcome here. It's time that I return to hell. And I'm taking this creep with me! CHAOS CONTROL!"
And with that, Sato, Malice, and the Hellsgate disappeared through the portal, which closed behind them.
Sonic landed on the ground as his super form timed out. "I can't believe he's gone," he said.
"Don't worry, we'll help you through it," said Tails.
"Thanks pal,” said Sonic. Ace, Tikal and Fang walked off.
"Aren't you worried about Sato?" asked Tikal.
"He was starting to grow on me," said Fang.
"I'll be fine," said Ace. “Besides, I have a feeling we'll be seeing him again soon." Ace grinned, and continued walking.
Yeah, I got a little lazy at some points, but I think I did a decent job. Shady could've done it better.
In the deep pits of hell, a creature sat, gazing into the fiery abyss. It was a red hedgehog, his spikes flared up, with short horns where his ears should be. He had orange streaks on his shins and forearms, and an orange swirl on his chest. His tail was long and ended in a spike.
"10 years. I’ve spent 10 long, painful here's in this damned underworld." He said to himself. "Sonic, I will have my revenge. Whatever it takes, I SHALL KILL YOU!"
Meanwhile, up on Mobius, inside of a dark cave, a hooded figure stood in front of a large tablet. He held up a red jewel in his hand. "It is time. Awaken, Sato!" he said as the jewel rose up into the air and stuck itself into an opening in the tablet. The tablet glowed, and a portal appeared above it, and from the portal emerged a red hedgehog.
"What's going on here?" asked the demon. "Why did you bring me here?"
"Don't you see?" said the figure. "You're free. Free of the wretched underworld where you lived for the past 10 years! You may do what you want now." Sato looked at the figure through the hood. It was a rat. "Here, take this," said the rat, handing Sato the jewel.
"What is this?" questioned Sato.
"It is a Chaos Emerald. It has limitless power. Use it as you see fit," said the hooded rat.
"Who are you?" asked Sato suspiciously.
"My name is Malice. I am simply a kind soul who saw you suffering in hell and decided to show you some mercy and bring you back," said Malice. Sato took one last look at Malice, and then ran off.
Far away, in the middle of the woods, sat a wolf. He was sad and depressed. He was about 12 and had messy hair and large muscles. He looked up to see something purple flying through the trees. He jumped up and began chasing the purple thing. "Wait up!" he said. The creature turned to look at the wolf.
"AHH! A WOLF!" said the bat, quickly picking up speed. He stopped on the other side of a river to catch his breath. The wolf stopped, looked around, and walked over to a tree. He uprooted it with his bare hands and laid it across the river to make a bridge. The bat panicked and flew away again with the wolf chasing after him.
"Man, this kid is fast," he thought. He broke out of the forest to find that he had entered the city. He turned and ran into a restaurant, with the wolf still following him. "Help! Crazy wolf chasing me!" Everyone else in the restaurant looked questionably at him.
"I'm sorry for his behavior," said a voice from the corner. Rouge stepped up and began talking to the wolf. "Ace has been afraid of wolves since he was a kid. It's not such a big deal," she explained to him.
"Please," said the wolf, "My names Fang, and I'm trying to find my family." Was holding onto a small gold pendant
"Ohhh, how sad," said Rouge. "You ARE going to help him, aren't you Ace?" she said, glaring at him.
Ace glared back at her. "First of all, I hate wolves. Second of all, I don't care. Third of all, I don't feel like it."
After Ace finished his sentence, there was a large explosion coming from the other side of the city. Ace jumped up and flew up to check it out. Fang followed.
"Will you leave me alone already?" Ace shouted. Fang ignored him and continued to chase after Ace.
Ace wasn't the only one interested in the explosion. Sonic was running toward the burning building to see what was going on. He was accompanied by Tails in the tornado. He ran into Ace and Fang. "There you are Sonic," said Ace.
"Hey Ace! We need to stop this thing. I'll go get everyone out off the fire. Tails, you go put the fire out. Ace, you go find the person responsible for this. I'll catch up soon," Sonic said.
Ace took to the sky, while Sonic ran into the building and left Fang on the ground. "HEY!" he said to tails. "Can I come with you?"
"Sure," said tails. They introduced themselves and boarded the tornado.
Ace scouted, trying to find something. He closed his eyes and listened as hard as he could. He then noticed an image amongst all the fire. He took after it, and then saw what it was. "You! Sato!" he said.
The Demon turned to see Ace. "Well well. If it isn't you. Tell me Ace; how has life been treating you?”
“Sato, what happened? Are you- did you go to hell?” Ace asked.
“Sadly, yes,” Sato replied. “Not that you would care.”
“What are you saying?” Ace demanded. “You were my best friend! Do you have any idea how broken up I was after you died?”
“And yet you ally yourself with the one who killed me,” Sato said.
“What are you-“
“Don’t lie to me!” Sato said. “I saw you engaging with Sonic outside the building!”
“What?” Ace said. “You think Sonic killed you? He couldn’t have!”
“Liar!” Sato shouted. “You think you can fool me with your mind games!”
“Sato, just listen!”
“No!” Sato yelled. “I’ve had enough of this. Let’s get this over with.”
Ace and Sato began to fight. "You've changed a lot since we last met," commented Ace.
"You'd be surprised what hell can do to your body! CHAOS CONTROL!" yelled Sato, disappearing. He came up behind Ace and launched a ball of fire at him. Ace fell to the ground.
"You can use Chaos Control?" said Ace surprised.
"Hey! What's going' on here?!" said Sonic, finally arriving.
"Sonic!" said Sato. "Finally, I can have my revenge on you! CHAOS HELLFIRE!" Sato launched a tremendous ball of fire at Sonic. Sonic dodged the attack and aimed a homing attack at Sato. Sato prepared to deflect it, but was grabbed from behind by White Ace. Sonic's attack hit and Sato was winded. "Our battle isn't over yet. CHAOS CONTROL!" Sato disappeared in a flash of red light.
"Who was that? And how does he know my name?" Asked Sonic.
"You had all of your memories of him erased. I know a device that can help get them back, but you'll have to wait for me to get it," Ace explained. Then he took off yet again.
"Erased? Why would I do something like that? You have some explaining to do Ace," Sonic said.
High in the sky, floating above the ocean, was Angel Island. In the center sat an alter with a large emerald. Sitting next to the emerald was Knuckles the Echidna. He was beginning to doze off when the Master Emerald started glowing brightly.
"Knuckles! You must help this planet! A great threat is about to rise from the Underworld!" said a voice coming from the emerald. It was a familiar girl’s voice.
"Is this... Tikal?" asked Knuckles. There was a brilliant flash of light. And then, standing before Knuckles, was another female echidna, colored beige and wearing lots of jewelry.
"Yes, it is me. I've released myself to help stop this demon," she said.
"Ok, well, we'd better get a move on then," said Knuckles. He rushed to the edge of the island and glided off to solid land. Tikal followed after him.
Meanwhile, Sonic, Tails and Fang went in search of Chaos Emeralds. "There should be one somewhere around here," mentioned Tails.
"If I knew what they smelled like I could sniff them out," said Fang, "I've got a great sense of smell."
"I can feel it!" Sonic declared.
"My sensors say that it's somewhere in that lake," said Tails, holding up a small device.
"LAKE?! Oh no!" Sonic said.
"What's wrong?" asked Fang.
"Sonic can't swim," explained Tails. The water began to bubble and Fang stepped over to the edge to get a closer look. Then, a large metal shark jumped out of the water. Fang ran away, scared out of his skin.
"Hello, Sonic. It's nice to see you again!" said Eggman's face on a screen on the shark’s stomach. "Meet the Egg Shark! This should be fun, especially considering how weak you are against water!"
Sonic tried fighting the giant shark, but it was no use. The shark had an advantage in this element. Tails tried fighting, but wasn't strong enough. Sonic was about to lose, when a large rock hit the shark in the head. The shark was stunned. Suddenly, Fang leapt on top of the shark, knocking it underneath the surface, bringing Fang with it.
"Fang!" shouted Tails. They watched as the bubbles receded, unable to do anything.
Fang burst from the water, gasping for breath.
"Hey! Your ok!" said Sonic, helping him out of the water. "That was pretty cool. Did you throw that rock?"
"Yeah," said Fang. "By the way, is this what we've been looking for?” He held up a clear crystal.
"It's the Chaos Emerald!" exclaimed Tails.
"Good for you!" said another voice. Everyone turned to see Ace standing high up in a tree. "Anyway, I got the machine from my dad's lab. You want to know more about Sato now?"
"'Bout time, I've been waiting forever," said Sonic.
"Ok, the machines basic design is to show us your memories that have been either repressed or sealed away." Ace brought out the small device and pointed it at Sonic's head. "Hold still."
Sonic opened his eyes. He and Ace were standing in the middle of a forest. Sonic recognized the scenery. He looked around and was shocked to see himself sitting on the ground crying. It was a younger version of himself.
"You're pathetic!" said someone else. Sonic turned to see Sato. He wasn't a demon, like the Sato that he saw earlier. This Sato was about 10 and had normal quills, ears, and a normal tail. The streaks on his arms and legs were gone and the swirl on his chest was replaced by a smooth oval, like Sonic had.
"Please, Sato, stop bullying me," cried the younger Sonic. Sato stepped forward and prepared to punch Sonic. But then a flash of purple appeared and knocked Sato to the ground. It was a more youthful version of Ace.
"What are you doing to this kid?" scolded the teenage Ace.
"All right, you win this round, but I'll be back!" said Sato, running away.
"Are you ok?" Asked Ace, bending down to help Sonic up.
Sonic wiped his eyes. "Yes. Thanks for the help Ace. You're cool!" said kid Sonic. "I just hope Sato starts leaving me alone.
The current Sonic and Ace stood watching as the scene faded to black and was replaced by a burning manor.
"What is this!?" said Sonic. To their left was the younger sonic, watching the burning house. Many people were restraining Sonic from rushing inside the house.
"Please let me go!" Sonic cried, "Sato is in there! I need to save him!” The older Sonic watched, confused. Then he noticed someone moving toward the house. It was Teen Ace.
The scene faded to black, and they returned to the lake, where Fang and Tails were waiting.
"So, now you see," said Ace. "Sato died in the fire and blamed you for it. That's why he wants you dead."
"But, didn't you go into the building?" asked Sonic.
"Yes. But I didn’t make it in time. By the time I found him, it was too late," said Ace. Then he took off, with Fang chasing after him, leaving the Chaos Emerald with Tails.
Sato was running along the beach, when he was attacked by a large demon. “What?” He said. “Why is this demon here?” He narrowly dodged one of the demon’s blows. “Does that Malice character have something to do with this? I could care less what he does, but If these things interfere with my vengeance, than we’re gonna have some problems.” He continued to battle the demon, and then another figure appeared and struck the demon with a powerful blow. The demon fell to the ground and faded into nothingness. Sato looked at the newcomer, who turned out to be Knuckles.
"Hey you!" said Knuckles, approaching Sato.
"Who are you?" Asked Sato.
"I'm Knuckles, and you must be the threat that Tikal warned me about!" Knuckles said. Then he attacked Sato with his spiked knuckles. Sato and Knuckles fought for a while.
"You call yourself a fighter! INFERNAL SPIRAL!" yelled Sato. He spun around in a fiery tornado and knocked Knuckles to the ground before running off.
"Knuckles!" said Tikal, running up to his body.
"Wow, he's tough," said Knuckles. "But I'm ok."
"Sorry I took so long. I saw your fight, and I need to tell you that the demon you faced wasn't the threat I warned you of."
"What?! Then what is the threat?" asked knuckles.
"Perhaps I should explain. There is a vicious person in possession of the Hellsgate. He intends to use it, along with the Chaos Emeralds, to fill his body with demonic energy and transform into a monster capable of taking over this world. He goes by the name of Malice," she said.
"Well, let's get a move on then!" said knuckles, taking off.
Fire. There was fire everywhere. The whole house was going up in flames. A pair of hedgehogs were desperately trying to escape.
"Damn!" said the red hedgehog, who was about 10 years old.
"Sato, I'm scared!" cried the 6-year old blue hedgehog.
"It’s ok, Sonic," said Sato. "We'll make it out of this." Without warning, the floor beneath Sato's feet gave way. He clung on to the edge, looking down into the raging inferno beneath him. Planks of sharp wood protruded from the ground. "Sonic! HELP! PLEASE!" cried Sato.
"No," said Sonic. "You deserve to die!” Sonic lifted up his foot and stomped down hard on Sato's fingers, causing him to release his grip and fall into the flaming oblivion below.
Sato snapped out of his flashback. He gazed into the horizon. "Sonic. I will soon have my vengeance," he said. Then, a tremendous monster burst from the ground and attacked Sato. Sato fought the demon and eventually defeated it. It collapsed on the ground. "I-I did it!" said Sato, "I beat a full-fledged demon! I am invincible!” But then Sato felt something inside of him. A hideous monster in the back of his head, trying to gain control. "No!" said Sato. "I must resist. If I lose control, I won't be able to have my revenge." He took off, in search of Sonic.
Meanwhile, Knuckles and Tikal were out looking for Malice. "I think we should split up and cover more ground," said Knuckles.
"Ok," agreed Tikal. They went their separate ways. Tikal was looking over the edge of a cliff, trying to get a good view, but then she lost balance and fell over. She screamed, afraid she was going to die. But before she knew it, she stopped falling. She opened her eyes to see her savior. It was Ace.
"You should be more careful with those cliffs," he said. He landed on the ground and let her down.
"Thank you," she said, "I'm Tikal, and I was wondering if you could help."
"I just did. What else do you need?" he said.
"I'm looking for a rat named Malice," she said. "He's trying to take over the world."
"Well, may as well help," he said. Then a wolf came out of the trees.
"Hi Ace!" he said.
"Oh, for the love of- Leave me alone, Fang!" Ace said.
Tikal was confused. "So, your names Ace then?" she asked.
"Sort of, now let's get going," he said. The 3 of them started off, looking for Malice but were soon interrupted by a mechanical spider, with Eggman seated in a control panel on top.
"Hello Ace!" shouted Eggman. "Time for you to feel some pain!" The spider attacked, and Ace was over powered and knocked to the ground. Tikal rushed over to help him, and Fang went and stood in front of the spider.
"Leave Ace alone! Stop hurting him!" yelled Fang.
"Oh yeah? Why should I?" asked Eggman.
"Because, I lost my family. And Ace reminds me of my brother. So I guess- I guess he's just the closest thing I have to a family right now," Fang said.
"HA! Pathetic! Take this!" said Eggman, as one of the spiders legs jutted out at Fang. The leg was suddenly stopped by a glowing white figure.
"Hey kid," said White Ace, "Is it true? What you just said?"
"Y-yes," said Fang, surprised.
"Well, then I guess I have no choice but to protect my family," he said. In an instant, he brought down the giant spider and sent Eggman flying.
"Wow, that was great!" cheered Fang. "I hope he doesn't come back."
"That's the least of our worries," said Tikal, "I feel immense dark energy. I must be Malice." Then, out of the darkness, came a soft clapping.
"Bravo, Ace, Bravo. That was quite an impressive battle," said a hooded creature, stepping out of the trees. "I'm also impressed that you could feel me, Tikal."
"So you’re the one trying to take over the world!" said Ace. “I get a feeling this isn’t our first encounter, is it?”
“Of course not,” Malice replied. “We know each other more that you might remember.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you won’t be talking much longer!” Ace said, charging at Malice. Malice deflected Ace’s hit with a shield of darkness.
"Sorry, Ace, but I'm more powerful than you think," he said. Then he took out a purple crystal. "Now, behold my true strength!" He launched a bolt of powerful dark energy at Ace. Ace collapsed to the ground. Fang joined into the battle, but couldn't stop him.
“That's a Chaos Emerald he's using. We have to get it from him," said Ace. "ROYAL FLUSH!" he yelled, throwing a deck of exploding cards at Malice. As the smoke cleared, Ace saw Fang, lying on the ground looking at Ace.
"Please, Ace, stop attacking me," he said. Ace looked around, and saw that there were now 2 Fangs.
"Which one's the real one?" asked Ace. He was confused.
"Ace, Malice is a shape shifter!" said Tikal.
Ace looked at her and thought for a moment. Then he asked, "Can he transform other things, by any chance?"
"Yes, I think so. Why?" asked Tikal.
"I think I know who the real one is, then," he said. He glowed white and attacked Tikal. She fell to the ground and transformed back into Malice. One of the Fangs transformed into the real Tikal.
"How did you know it was me?" asked Malice, dropping his emerald.
"Lucky guess," said Ace, snatching up the emerald. “I am a gambler after all.”
"This isn't over," said Malice, dissapearing into the air.
"Malice," said Ace, "Whoever you are, I will find you, and I will defeat you!"
Meanwhile, Sonic was running through the city and ran into Knuckles.
"Hey Knux, it's been a while. You doing ok?" he asked.
"Sonic, I'm looking' for a rat named Malice. Tikal came back and told me about him," Knuckles told him.
"Well, I'll let you know if I find anything," said Sonic.
Then a loud scream echoed throughout the city. A woman was being attacked by a hulking monster.
"Oh no!" said Knuckles, "I saw some of those on my way over here, and they aren't very friendly. And this ones the biggest I've seen all day!"
Sonic and Knuckles fought the beast but couldn't bring it down.
"This is hopeless!" said Sonic. But then, a ball of fire fell from the sky and destroyed the demon.
Sato descended from the sky. "Foolish demon. It's my job to kill Sonic, and anyone who gets in my way will suffer the consequences." He took out his red chaos emerald and was about to attack when a missile hit him from behind. Tails showed up in the tornado and landed on the ground. The chaos emerald landed on the ground, and Knuckles was about to get it when another person, wearing a cloak appeared and snatched it up. Then he disappeared.
"Who was that?" asked Knuckles.
"Malice? What was he doing here?" said Sato. Then he took off yet again.
"So that was Malice," said Sonic. "I bet Eggman has something to do with this. Tails, let's go."
Sonic and Tails jumped into the Tornado and took off.
Ace was standing inside of a military base with Tikal and Fang.
"So, this Malice guy is trying to take over the world, huh," said Rouge. "You know, we've figured out that Eggman has a new associate. It might be Malice."
"Well, then we’ll have to go find Eggman and ask. Where is he?" asked Ace.
"We think his new base is the sky," said Rouge.
"Well, then I'm stealing this jet. C'mon Fang," Ace said, jumping into the jet, followed by Fang. They took off, with Rouge shouting after them.
"You can't do that! Come back here!" she said.
"I guess we'll just have to wait for him then," said Tikal.
Sonic and Tails flew towards Eggman’s flying base in the Tornado. Eggman’s flying robots tried to stop them, but Tails shot missiles at all of them and they exploded. They landed on the ship and got off the plane.
"Well, this looks like pretty much every other ship Eggman builds. Big. Mechanical. Lots of guns. Yup," said Sonic looking around.
"We'd better hurry up and find Eggman," said Tails. They started searching for Eggman, but ran into a giant robot guard. Sonic fought it, but it was too powerful.
"This thing just won't go down," said Sonic, gasping for breath. He eventually managed to defeat it using a combination attack with Tails. Sonic sat down to take a break.
"Man that was tough. I guess Egghead's getting better with his robots," said Sonic.
Meanwhile, Ace and Fang flew in the jet, looking for Eggman’s base.
"There it is," said Fang, sniffing the air, "I recognize the smell of Eggman’s robots."
Ace turned in the direction of the base. He touched down after shooting his way through Eggman’s flying drones.
"Try and sniff out Eggman," said Ace.
Fang sniffed around a little, and then said, "Hey! It's Sonic!"
Sonic and Tails noticed Ace and ran up to him. "Hey Ace. Come here to fight Eggman?" he said.
"I need to find some information about a guy called Malice," said Ace.
"Same here," said Tails. "We were just looking for Eggman’s control room."
"Wait. I- I think I've found him," said Fang, sniffing the air. "Follow me."
Down on the ground, Knuckles was still trying to find Malice.
"Where is this guy?" he said.
"Hey Knuckles!" said a familiar voice. He turned to see Rouge.
"What do you what, batgirl?!" he asked suspiciously.
"Tikal told me about the situation, and I thought I'd help," she said. "After all, we're such good friends, aren't we?"
"Whatever, just don't get in my way!" he said.
"Actually, we've found out that a large amount of fires have been occurring. We think it might be Sato," she said. "We've also figured out that the next target is most likely the train station on Station Square."
"Sato? Of course, he'll know something about Malice! I'll go to the station and meet Sato, and I don't want you or your military friends getting involved!" with that, Knuckles took off.
Sato approached the train station. He started feeling a strange energy. "Is that a... chaos emerald?" he said to himself.
"Hey! You! With the horns!" said another voice. Sato turned to see Knuckles running towards him. "Why are you starting all these fires?"
"What do you mean? I'm drawing out Sonic," he replied.
"Well, let’s get this over with!" shouted Knuckles, rushing at Sato. The 2 fought for a while. Eventually, Knuckles pinned Sato against a wall. "Now, tell me. Who's Malice?! Where can I find him!?"
"Malice? He's the one who resurrected me. I don't know what his intentions are, but I don't really trust him myself," said Sato.
"So where is he?" asked Knuckles.
Tell you what. Let me go and I'll show you," bargained Sato.
Knuckles released Sato. "Don't try anything funny," he said.
Sato flew into the air. Knuckles climbed up the building. "See, that forest? Beyond it, to the Northeast, is a tall mountain. There's a cave on the South side. Malice should be inside," said Sato. Then he took off.
"Well, I'll deal with Sato later. For now I need to handle Malice. But first..." Knuckles leapt down from building and started digging with his shovel claw. He emerged with a cyan colored Chaos Emerald. Then he took off.
Sonic and Ace entered the main control room. Eggman sat in a large robot with a huge sword. "Hello Sonic. Are you ready to meet my newest robot, The Egg Swordsman!?" he shouted.
Sonic leapt in the air and struck the robot several times with his homing attack. Ace hit it's leg with a Screw Kick, causing it to fall over. Sonic rushed over to Eggman and said, "So, why don't you tell us about Sato and Malice."
"I don't know who Sato is, but Malice promised to help me take over the world, so long as I kept you distracted." Eggman explained.
As they talked, Tails examined the busted robot. "Hey!" he said, "It's a Chaos Emerald!” He picked it up and handed it to Sonic.
Sonic examined it, and then turned to Eggman once again. "So, where’s Malice?" he asked him.
"The coordinates of Malice's layer on my computer, not that you'll be able to search it!" Eggman said, pressing a button on his belt. A trap door opened up beneath their feet, and Sonic, Ace, Tails, and Fang fell through. But then, White Ace flew out through the hole.
"FIST BARRAGE!!" he shouted, striking Eggman in the stomach repeatedly. Sonic jumped up through the hole, and Tails flew up, carrying Fang.
"Sorry Eggman, but you should know by now that I don't go down that easily," Sonic said. Tails rushed over to the computer and downloaded the coordinates onto a disk.
"Good, now give the disk," said Ace.
"What? Why you?" said Sonic.
"Sonic, you go find Sato, and I'll handle Malice," Ace said.
"Can't we do this the other way around?" asked Sonic?
"It's your duty to fight Sato. I shouldn't get involved this time," said Ace. Tails handed him the disk and he left with Fang. Sonic and Tails boarded the Tornado and flew away.
Knuckles rushed through the forest, making his way to Malice's hideout. He noticed the Tornado flying through the air.
"Hey man, what’s up?" called Sonic. They landed in a clearing to talk to Knuckles.
"I got directions to Malice’s base from Sato," explained Knuckles.
"Sato? Where did he go?" asked Sonic.
"Last time I saw him was by the train station. He went west from there," said Knuckles.
"Ok," said Sonic, jumping into the tornado. "Wait, you may need this, said Knuckles, tossing him the Chaos Emerald.
"Thanks," said Sonic. Knuckles watched them leave, and then he heard a voice from the shadows.
"So you've been looking for me huh?" said Malice, emerging from the darkness.
"You! Let's end this!" shouted Knuckles. He charged at Malice, who fought back, throwing bolts of dark energy at Knuckles. Knuckles fell to the ground after being hit by one.
"You're a fool to face me. Just give up!" said Malice, disappearing.
Meanwhile, Ace and Fang landed on the ground in town. "Well, let’s find a computer and see where these coordinates are," said Ace.
They managed to get a family to let them use their computer. "So that's where it is," said Fang.
They left the house and were about to go to the base, when they ran into Sato.
"Ace, let's settle this score once and for all!" he said, attacking Ace. Ace used his white power. "Well, this should be interesting. Let's see if 80% power can take you down!”
“Of course,” Ace said. "You've always had a head for calculations. Only natural that you’d be able to determine the exact percentage of your strength that you’re using.” Sato burst into flames and started fighting Ace, eventually overpowering him.
Fang jumped between them and stopped Sato. Fang punched Sato, sending him flying.
"Ugh. This isn't over!" yelled Sato, flying away.
Ace got up and said, "We'd better get going. They took off in the direction of Malice's layer. Ace and Fang arrived in front of Malice’s cave. They ran into Knuckles.
"Who are you 2?" asked Knuckles.
"I'm Ace, and this is my friend Fang," said Ace. "We're looking for a guy named Malice. A girl named Tikal told us about him."
"Tikal? She told me about Malice too," said Knuckles.
"So, I guess you'll be willing to help us out then?" said Ace.
"Ok, but it looks like we need a key to get through this door," said Knuckles. Fang started sniffing around, and eventually found something. "Does this look like a key to you?" he asked, holding up a small metal piece.
"That looks like it'll fit," said knuckles, trying out the key. The door opened. Ace, Fang, and Knuckles went inside and started searching for Malice. They eventually found a small chamber, with a tablet sitting in the middle of it. "Is that what I think it is?" asked Knuckles.
"Yes," said a familiar voice out of the shadows. "This is the Hellsgate."
They watched as Malice came out of the darkness. "You!" said Ace. "It's about time we finished this!" Ace, Fang and Knuckles began fighting Malice.
"You 3 think you can beat me? Take this!" he shouted, firing bolts of dark energy at them all. Ace was hit. He collapsed on the ground, catching his breath. He looked up to see not 1, but 3 Malice’s. Knuckles and Fang were gone.
"So, you're pulling your shape shifting tricks again, huh?" asked Ace. He suddenly began glowing brightly. The light filled up the entire room. 2 of the Malice’s transformed into Fang and Knuckles. The real Malice stood, shocked.
"How did you do that?" he asked, surprised.
"Your shape shifting powers are based on darkness. I just used light to extinguish your illusion," explained White Ace. He charged at Malice, who tried to defend himself. Ace soon overpowered him. Ace’s White Power timed out and he returned to his original form. He charged at Malice to deliver a final blow. Malice transformed into Tikal. Ace stopped.
"Please don't hurt me," said Malice. Then he transformed into Rouge and said "Why are you doing this?” He was obviously messing with Ace's emotions. He transformed into a young, blue hedgehog about 6 years old. "Please stop this Ace," said the kid Sonic. Ace was struck by sudden realization.
"SCREW KICK!!" he yelled, attacking Malice. Malice returned to his original form. Then he grabbed the Hellsgate and disappeared.
"What just happened?" asked Fang.
"That doesn't matter," said Ace. "Knuckles go find Malice and finish this. Fang, you come with me. We have to warn Sonic."
Knuckles left to go look for Malice. Ace and Fang were on their way to find Sonic, but were interrupted by a flying mechanical bat with Eggman riding in it. "Ace! You will pay for destroying my base!" he said.
"I'll take care of this," said Fang.
"You sure?" asked Ace.
"Don't worry 'bout me. Just go find Sonic," said Fang.
"Ok," said Ace, taking off.
Fang got in a battle with Eggman’s flying machine. He picked up a large rock and through it at Eggman, knocking the machine to the ground. Eggman’s Hover ship rose from the ground and flew away. Fang quickly ran in the direction that Ace went.
Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails had split up to look for Sato. Sonic was running through the green hills when a ball of fire narrowly missed him.
"Sonic, I'm glad I found you," said Sato. "Now, let's end this!” Sonic and Sato started fighting. Sonic began spinning rapidly. Sato also started to spin. They shot towards each other. But they were both knocked off course when a white light appeared between them. Ace stood there before them.
"Sorry I had to interrupt, but there's something I have to show both of you," he said, taking out a small machine.
Sato, Sonic, and Ace were no longer in the hills. They were now inside a burning building. "Wait, this is... I remember this!" declared Sato. Sato looked around and saw younger versions of him and Sonic trying to escape. The floor beneath the younger Sato collapsed, and he held on to the edge for dear life.
"Sonic! HELPP! PLEASE!" he said.
"No. You deserve to die!" said the younger Sonic, stomping on Sato's fingers. Sato fell.
"You see! This is why Sonic must die!" said Sato. But Ace pointed to one of the doors. Sato looked to see the Teenage Ace watching this happen. The young Sonic, unaware that Ace was watching, began to transform. In his place stood Malice.
"What the...?" said the younger Ace. Malice turned to see Ace. He launched a bolt of dark energy at him. Everything faded to black and was replaced by the green hills.
"Malice- Malice killed me?" asked Sato.
"That was one of my memories that Malice sealed away. It all came back to me when I saw him transform," explained Ace.
They saw Eggman's machine flying through the air above them.
"Hey! There’s Eggman!" said Sonic. "I'd better go take care of him."
"And I'll go finish off Malice," said Sato. They both took off in different directions.
Fang finally caught up to Ace. "What happened? Is Sonic ok?" he asked.
"Don't worry. Our work is done here," said Ace.
Sato managed to find Malice’s layer, and encountered Knuckles there. "What do you want?" asked Knuckles.
"Relax. I'm here to take out Malice, just like you," said Sato. "By the way, I would rather handle this guy on my own. You should go help Sonic take out Eggman."
"Why should I?" asked Knuckles.
"Because Sonic needs all the help he can get, and if you don't help him, you'll look like Malice will when I'm through with him. Now go," said Sato. Knuckles left, leaving Sato to deal with Malice. Sato entered the Hideout to find Malice sitting in front of the Hellsgate."Malice! Why! Why did you kill me and frame Sonic for it!" Sato yelled.
"Allow me to explain. I am capable of seeing into the future. I knew Sonic would try to foil my plans for world domination. I was already in possession of the Hellsgate, so all I needed was a Chaos Emerald and I could simply call forth a demon to deal with Sonic for me. But even a low-class demon would defy me, and even possibly kill me. So I decided to create a Demon that had it's own reason to kill Sonic," explained Malice.
"So, for all this time- for the past 10 years, I've just been a pawn in your plan!" No! I won't accept this! I'll kill you! AT 100% POWER!" Sato demonic aura increases to an unbelievable level. He attacked Malice, whose body fell to the ground and disappeared. The Hellsgate disappeared as well. All that was left was the chaos emerald.
Meanwhile, Sonic arrived at Eggman’s damaged ship. Knuckles and Tails met him there.
"I saw Eggman coming here, so I decided to follow him," said Tails.
"Sato's taking care of Malice, so I came here to help out," said Knuckles.
"Ok, let’s do this," said Sonic. They entered the base to find Eggman seated in a new robot. It was huge, and had 4 large arms and a chaos green Chaos Emerald in it's chest.
"So glad you could join me, Sonic," said Eggman. The machine attacked Sonic. Sonic took out his blue chaos emerald he won from his last battle with Eggman.
"CHAOS CONTROL!!" he yelled. Time froze for Sonic. He attacked Eggman over and over again. Time unfroze and the machine collapsed. Sonic grabbed the emerald. Eggman pressed a button and a voice came from the walls.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE MINUTES!" it said. Eggman escaped through a trap door, which slammed shut behind him. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails ran out, barely escaping in time. Knuckles and Tails boarded the Tornado as Sonic jumped on the wing, hanging on tightly. They flew away as the Base exploded. They flew through the mountains, and saw Sato standing atop one of them, holding up something red and shiny.
"He has a Chaos Emerald!" said Tails.
"Heh!" Sonic chuckled. "I knew he could handle Malice on his own. Anyway, let's go home.”
Ace and Fang meet up with Tikal at the military base. "So I guess you'll be going back to Angel Island now, huh," asked Fang.
"Actually, I was hoping I could stay with you 2 for a while," said Tikal.
"I'm ok with it," said Ace. Suddenly, something attacked from the shadows, and everything went black.
Sometime later, on Angel Island, Sonic, Knuckles and Tails stood in front of the alter with the 4 chaos emeralds they had collected. "So, we have 4, and Ace and Sato each have 1, so that leaves 1 left," said Sonic.
"Actually, Malice has the last one. And mine as well," said Ace, landing a few feet behind them, followed by Fang and Tikal.
"What?!" said Knuckles. Then, Malice emerged, his cloak torn and burnt from his battle with Sato. His face was covered in scars and his hair stuck out in random directions.
"CHAOS CONTROL!!" he said, disappearing along with the Chaos Emeralds.
Sato stood atop the mountain, gazing at his Chaos Emerald. Then, out of nowhere, something struck him, snatching the emerald. Then it disappeared.
Malice stood before the Hellsgate, inside a tall tower, holding the 7 Chaos Emeralds.
"Finally, I can rule this planet!" he said, placing the emeralds into the tablet. The tablet glowed, and Malice began to grow rapidly, transforming into a hideous monster.
Sonic, Tails, Ace, Fang, Knuckles, and Tikal arrived in front of the tower.
"This is where the dark energy is coming from," said Tikal. They saw the demonic dragon at the top, and heard it shriek.
"It hasn't finished transforming yet," said Ace. "If we make it in time, we can get the emeralds before it's too late. Fang, Knuckles, you 2 handle the bottom floors, then me and Tails will help Sonic get to the top and destroy that thing."
They ran into the tower. Sonic eventually made his way to the top, and was about to engage the monster, when Sato arrived.
"Let me handle this," He said.
"Don't be crazy Sato," Said Sonic. "I know this guy killed you, but don’t let your anger get the better of you!"
"This isn't just about my vengeance Sonic," said Sato, "This guy didn't just kill me, but he framed my little brother for it, and that’s something I can never forgive!"
"Wait, brother!?" said Sonic.
"Listen, let me defeat this thing, then take the emeralds and go," said Sato, leaping at the dragon. He fought the beast and slowly weakened it. "CHAOS HELLFIRE!" he yelled, tossing a huge fireball at it's head. Sonic took the opportunity and leapt at the Hellsgate, which was embedded in the monsters chest. He grabbed the emeralds and landed on a platform. Sato landed next to him.
The monster began growing and sprouted a pair of huge wings. It took off, shattering the platform Sonic and Sato were standing on. The emeralds fell to the ground and Tails and Ace saved them.
"You owe me for this," Ace said to Sato, who was dangling beneath him.
"Nice save," Sonic said to Tails.
"No problem," Tails said.
They landed on the ground and picked up the Emeralds. "We were too late. We couldn't get the emeralds in time to stop it's evolution," said Sonic.
"Well, we have the Chaos Emeralds don't we?" said Ace, "Let's do something about it."
Sonic, Ace and Sato absorbed the Chaos Emeralds power and entered super form.
Super Sonic, glowing gold, looked at the beast and said, "Bring it on! I’m not afraid of you!"
"We can handle this!" said the black and gold Super Ace.
"The Hellsgate is linking him to that demonic energy!" said the copper Super Sato. "Aim there to defeat him!"
They fought the beast, attacking the gate over and over again.
"SONIC WIND!"
"ROYAL FLUSH!"
"CHAOS HELLFIRE!"
The attacks hit, and the demon shrunk back into it's original form. The Hellsgate levitated in the air, with Malice clinging to it.
"You haven't won yet!" said Malice.
Sato rushed forward and touched the Hellsgate, opening the portal. "Sonic, Ace, everyone, I'm sorry. I've overstayed my welcome here. It's time that I return to hell. And I'm taking this creep with me! CHAOS CONTROL!"
And with that, Sato, Malice, and the Hellsgate disappeared through the portal, which closed behind them.
Sonic landed on the ground as his super form timed out. "I can't believe he's gone," he said.
"Don't worry, we'll help you through it," said Tails.
"Thanks pal,” said Sonic. Ace, Tikal and Fang walked off.
"Aren't you worried about Sato?" asked Tikal.
"He was starting to grow on me," said Fang.
"I'll be fine," said Ace. “Besides, I have a feeling we'll be seeing him again soon." Ace grinned, and continued walking.
Yeah, I got a little lazy at some points, but I think I did a decent job. Shady could've done it better.
Friday, June 8, 2012
Kingdom Hearts Parody Script 1-5
I've been writing the Kingdom Hearts Parody Script for a while now, and I've decided to revise the first five episodes and post them here for your viewing pleasure.
Episode 1; Shroom Dream
Episode 2; DinkyFlrag
Episode 1; Shroom Dream
Sora; So, this game marks an allegiance between Square Enix and Disney, right?
Riku; Yeah, pretty much
Kairi; Kinda strange, huh?
Sora; Yup
Riku; Yup
Kairi; Yup
Wakka; Mm-hm
Acelegin;NOW TO BEGIN THE EPISODE (HOORAY FOR THE OBLIGITORY KING OF THE HILL REFERANCE!!)
Sora awakens in pitch blackness, standing on some kind of stained glass pillar or something
Sora; Whoa, Where am I? I need to lay off the shrooms
Voice; Sora!!
Sora; WTF? Who the crap said that?
Voice; It is unknown as to who I am! Some believe I am Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. Some believe that I am Kingdom Hearts. And a bunch of people believe that you're on acid.
Sora; Shrooms actually. So why am I here?
A staff, a sheild, and a sword magically appear
Voice; You must choose a weapon to determine your beginning stats!
Sora; My what now?
Voice; This is a video game you moron, you need stats.
Sora; Okay, I pick the sword.
Voice; Common choice. Now you must abandon one.
Sora; I'll ditch the sheild.
Voice; Wha? Why?
Sora; because I wanna keep the staff so I can use magic.
Voice; You'll still be able to use magic, it just won't be as powerful.
Sora; Screw you man, I want my goddamn magic.
Voice; But the shield represents protecting your friends and stuff.
Sora; Shut... the hell up... You fuzzbag...
Acelegin; credit for that line goes to Vegeta3968 and MasakoX
Voice; Fine, be that way. Now I will teach you to walk and swing your sword and open boxes and stuff.
Sora; How hard can that be?
A little black creature appears
Voice; Here, kill this thing.
Sora; Why, it hasn't done me any harm, yet. I mean, it's creepy, but that doesn't- OHMYGODITSCRATCHEDME!!SONOFAB@&CH!!
Sora kills it
Sora; Great, now what?
Voice; Now, you will meet 3 comic relief characters who serve no purpose to the storyline!
Sora appears in the destiny Islands and sees Tidus, Wakka and Selphie
Sora; Okay, how did I get here?
Voice; The door will not open just yet. Answer their questions so that I may learn more about you.
Sora; What's this about a door? You know what, never mind, I have a wierd feeling your just gonna leave me hanging.
Selphie; What's most important to you? Being #1, Friendship, or your prized possessions?
Sora; I didn't see cheese anywhere on that list. Whatever, I'll go with friendship since the voice in my head got on my case about giving up the sheild.
Tidus; What are you afraid of? Getting old, Being different, or being indesisive?
Sora; Getting old. Old people are weird.
Acelegin; This is not my personal opinion. Old people rule!!
Wakka; Whadda you want outta life? To see rare sights, Broaden your horizens, or be strong?
Sora; I wanna pet Monkey, but those are illegal in most places so I pick being strong. Strength is cool.
Voice; The day you will open the door is near!
Sora is back in the stained glass place.
Sora; Great, more scenary changing.
Voice; Fight some more of the little monster thingies and then operate this here save point
Sora; I wish real life had save points. That way when I say something awkward to kairi I can restart and take it back
Voice; Now walk up ths magical staircase and face a giant monster.
Sora; Yes, Mr. creepy voice. I will follow you to my imminent demise
Voice; The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes
Sora's shadow turns into a giant Heartless
Sora; Gah! What the hell is that?
Voice; It is your shadow. Apparently. Lock onto his hands. Those are a weak point.
Sora; So let me get this straight. This thing will die if I hit it's hands a bunch of times?
Voice; Precisely!
Sora; ...I believe you.
Sora fights the monster, and then his sword randomly disapears and Sora get's surrounded by darkness
Voice; Don't be afraid. You hold the mightiest weapon of all. So don't forget: You are the one who will open the door.
Sora; What door!? Why do you keep talking about a door!? What the f@&k is going on here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Acelegin; To be continued. I hope you enjoyed this crap.
Episode 2; DinkyFlrag
Sora; Hey Riku, how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Riku; Beats me.
Sora; God dammit Riku, we've been over this a million times. I'm making a reference to "A Goofy Movie". The answer is three and a half.
Axel; Got it memorized?
Acelegin; And now for the actual episode.
Sora wakes up in the Destiny Islands to see Kairi standing over him.
Kairi; Sora you lazy bum. Were you having anothing wet dream about me and Selphie?
Sora; No, but that would be sweet.
Kairi; What?
Sora; Sh@&! Umm, nothing. (whispering) I could really use one of those save points right about now.
Riku; Am I the only one working on the raft?
Sora; Hey Riku, not for nothing but don't we have boats? Why do we need a raft?
Riku; Take your logic and get the hell out!
Kairi; Wanna have a race?
Sora; No.
Kairi; But-
Sora; NO!
Riku; Come on, we've got sh@* to do.
Kairi; Okay Sora, I need you to get 2 logs, 1 cloth, and a rope.
Sora; Okay. While I'm at it, I'm gonna fight the comic relief characters so that I can gain some experience points so that I don't epicly fail later on.
one hour of gaming later
Sora; Hey, Riku! I finished all my stuff and fought the other guys over and over again. Wanna fight?
Riku; Okay, this one decides the champion.
Sora beats Riku. .....What? Is that hard to believe? I've done it before. It's not that hard. Who asked you anyway?
Sora; Yeah! Now the scores 1 to 0!
Riku; Don't any of out previous fights count for something?
Sora; Nope.
Later, The three adolescent friends meet on the little island with the bridge and the paopu tree. You know the one I'm talking about.
Sora; So....... What are we supposed to be talking about again?
Riku; Don't tell me Acelegin forgot about this conversation.
Kairi; First of all, quit breaking the fourth wall. Second of all, we're supposed to be discussing why we're going on this journey.
Sora; Oh yeah, it's because Kairi came to this Island from a different world which made me and Riku start thinking about going to other worlds which gave us the idea to build a raft which for some reason took us years upon years to complete.
Riku; Exactly.
Sora and the others get up to go home
Riku; Hey, Sora, wait a minute. I got something for you.
Riku gives Sora a paopu fruit.
Sora; Um, Riku, The tree's right there. I could've just got one myself.
Riku; You've heard the legend, right? If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined.
Sora; So you're telling me that a fruit has the power to alter destiny?
Riku; Come on, you know you wanna try it.
Sora; I already tried it. With you. Remember? Back when we were young and experimental.
Riku; You swore you would never speak of that! And I meant "Try it with a cretain red haired girl that we both have a crush on".
Sora; Kirsten Dunst?
Riku; I mean Kairi.
Sora; You bastard. Get over here so I can hit you!
Sora drops his paopu fruit and chases Riku.
The next day
Riku; Hey Sora, we still need a captain.
Sora; Shouldn't we have decided on a captain when we first came up with the idea of the raft?
Riku; Yeah, but apparently the writers didn't think of that. Anyway, If I was captain, I'd name the raft "Highwind".
Sora; I'd name it "DinkyFlrag"
Riku; ...Okaaaaaaay
Kairi; Why don't you have a race to decide?
Riku; What is it with you and races?
Sora; Why does it matter?
Riku; Because the outcome of the race determines the name of your default Gummi Ship.
Sora; Ok. So, if I win, I'll be captain, and if you win-
Riku; I get to share a paopu fruit with Kairi.
Sora; Say what now?
Riku; Agreed? Winner gets to share a paopu fruit with Kairi.
Sora; Are you talking about the one I dropped in the ocean the other day?
Riku; We can get another one can't we?
Sora; Bad news: I checked the tree this morning. All the fruits were gone. F@&king gardeners.
Riku; Oh well. I've got more at my house.
Sora and Riku race, and Sora wins
Sora; Yeah! Now the scores 2 to 0.
Riku; By the way, I was kidding about the paopu thing.
Sora; You dick. By the way, Couldn't we just split a fruit between the three of us so that all our destinies will become intertwined?
Riku; Hmm, I never thought of that.
Kairi; Hey Sora, I need you to get food for the journey.
Sora; Okay. What do we need?
Kairi; We need 3 mushrooms, 2 coconuts, 3 fish, a seagull egg-
Sora; Whoawhoawhoawhoawait! A seagull egg? Are you insane? Do you have any idea what a seagull would do to me if I tryed to steal one of it's eggs?
Kairi; Do as I command, slave!
Sora; Yes ma'am.
Kairi; I also need you to fill this canteen with water that's not from the ocean.
Sora; Okay.
Sora gets all the stuff and then decides to talk to the comic relief characters.
Tidus; You won't be able to beat Riku. Me, Selphie and Wakka once fought him 3 to 1 and he whooped us.
Sora; No offense, but you guys are horrible fighters. And I kinda beat him yesterday.
Selphie; Have you heard about the paopu fruit? It's pretty romantic. I should try it sometime.
Sora; You can try it right now with me sweet cheeks.
Selphie; What?
Sora; Nothing.
Wakka; ...Yeah, Acelegin completely forgot what I'm supposed to say.
Sora; Okay, guess I'll return to Kairi then.
Sora goes and talks to Kairi
Kairi; I'm making a magic charm out of seashells which is supposed to ensure a safe voyage and later becomes a powerful keychain that you can attach to the keyblade you will soon get. But enough of that. Where's the stuff?
Sora; Where's the munny?
Kairi; Give me the stuff, and I'll give you the munny.
Sora; You won't see any stuff until I see some munny.
Kairi; SHOWMETHEFRAKKINGSTUFF!!
Sora; Okay, okay, no need to PMS about this. Here you go.
Kairi; Okay, everything seems to be in order here. Wait a minute. Sora, when I said mushrooms, I wasn't talking about the hallucinogenic kind. Now go get some real mushrooms.
Sora goes and gets 2 mushrooms, than goes into a cave to find the third one. A cave seems like a wierd place to find a mushroom, but whatever, I didn't make the game so who am I to judge. So Sora finds the mushroom and than looks at a crappy chalk drawing of him and Kairi which they appently drew when they were kids. Sora gets bored and decides to draw himself feeding Kairi a paopu fruit.
Random Cloaked Entity; This world has been connected.
Sora; Gah! Where the hell did you come from?
Random Cloaked Entity; Tied to the darkness.
Sora; Are you the voice in my head from that dream I had?
Random Cloaked Entity; Soon to be completely eclipsed.
Sora; I'm gonna call the cops. Or whatever kind of authority we have on these Islands.
Random Cloaked Entity; I have come to take a gander at this oddly placed door.
Sora; Are you a pedophile?
Random Cloaked Entity; You understand so little.
Sora; What the hell are you talking about?
Random Claoked Entity; One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
Sora; Leave me alone you creepy guy whose identity has not been confirmed thus far.
Random Cloaked Entity; Goodbye you massive prick.
The Random Cloaked Entity disappears.
Sora; Okay. That was kind of weird. I'm gonna call it a day.
later on, Sora is in his room staring at the ceiling when a storm begins to brew outside
Sora; Tomorrows the big day. Wait a minute, there's a storm! I need to jump out the window, go to the mini-island and protect the raft without telling my mom where the hell I'm going!
Sora's Mom; Sora! Dinner's ready! Sora! Sora!? God dammit, did he jump out the window again? I really need to consider putting bars on that thing.
Sora gets to the Island on his boat and notices two other boats there.
Sora; Those are Riku and Kairi's boats! I recognize them even though all the boats here look exactly the same. They must have come here to protect the raft too. Which means that I'm of the hook! Yay!
A bunch of black creatures randomly appear.
Sora; Crap, those are the things from my dream. But my wooden sword should help me.
Sora trys to hit one.
Sora; Okay, apparently they're immune to wood for some reason. Plan B.
Sora runs past them and gets to the Paopu island.
Sora; Riku, is that you?
Riku; The darkness is consuming the world, but I'm not afraid of it so I'm going to let it absorb me and hope It takes me somewhere where I won't die a painful death.
Sora; But what about Kairi?
Riku; She's coming with us, don't worry. Now take my hand.
Sora; I instantly believe you even though this is totally suicidal.
Sora tries to take Riku's hand, but Riku gets pulled into darkness and there's a bright light and a sword shaped like a key appears in Sora's hand
Voice; Keyblade, Keyblade, KEYBLADE!!
Sora; Okay, I get it, It's a keyblade. Jeez, I thought I got rid of you when I woke up from that trippy ass dream.
Voice; Nope, I'm gonna follow you around wherever you go.
Sora; Sh@&.
Sora goes to the cave, which now has a door in front of it for some reason. Sora goes in and sees Kairi acting like a zombie for some reason.
Sora; Kairi, come on! I can't afford to loose my love interest!
Kairi; So...ra...
Suddenly, the door in the back of the room flies open and a burst of air blows Kairi toward Sora. Sora tries to catch her, but she randomly dissapears. Then Sora get's blown away and wakes up on some kinda floating island with the Giant Heartless from his dream standing over him.
Sora; Okay, no need to panic, this is probably just another shroom nightmare.
The heartless hits Sora.
Sora; OW! That didn't feel much like a dream. Okay, I just need to remember what the voice in my head told me. "Aim for the hands".
Sora fights the thing and then they both get sucked into some kind of big dark portal thingy.
Sora; AHHH! Thins is really freaking me out! At least my sword didn't disapear this this time! AHHHH!!!!
Acelegin; My next episode will feature disney castle, so stay tuned. Also, I apologize for the coprius length of this episode. Thank you, and good night.
Episode 3; Sugar Packets
Xemnas; Okay everyone, I'd like to introduce our newest member. Number XII, Larxene. Make yourself at home and enjoy your time with organisation XIII!
Larxene; Why do you call us 13 when there's only 12 of us right now?
Marluxia; SHH! Xemnas doesn't like to be reminded of what happened to Mathaxsan.
Axel; Got it memorized?
Xemnas; (whimpering) She was my best friend! WAHHH!
Acelegin; Now for the episode. And for those of you who were wondering, Mathaxsan's original name was Samantha.
Donald walks through Disney Castle and approaches a massive door. Seriously. This door is F@&king huge! Anyway, Donald knocks on it and a small part of the door opens. Donald enters and walks over to the thrown.
Donald; Hello your majesty, It's good to see you this morn- Holy crap, no ones there! I need glasses, because from all the way over there I thought I could see somebody.
Pluto comes out from behind the chair holding a letter with a Mickey Mouse sign on it. Donald takes the letter, reads it, and runs screaming out the door. Donald then finds Goofy sleeping in the courtyard.
Donald; Goofy! Wake up! This is important!
Goofy; *snore*
Donald; Seriously, this is a matter of life and death!
Goofy; *snore*
Donald strikes Goofy with a lightning bolt
Goofy; YEOUCH! Why'd ya do that, Donald? A-Hyuck.
Donald; I needed to wake you up!
Goofy; So why didn't you just splash water on me? Lightning hurts! A-Hyuck.
Donald; Listen, the King might be in danger and we have to help him! But we can't tell anyone because it's top-secret.
Goofy; Queen Minnie?
Donald; Not even the Queen!
Goofy; Daisy?
Donald; Not her either!
Goofy; G'mornin' ladies. A-Hyuck.
Donald; Wha... (turns around) WAAAAAAAAAK!! Why didn't you tell me they were standing right behind me?
Queen Minnie; What's going on? Is there something wrong with the King?
Donald; Umm, well, He left a note...
Queen Minnie; Well, then we need to get to the library so that we can read it.
Donald; Why don't we just read it here?
Queen Minnie; Because I say so!
Everybody goes to the library and reads the note
Note; "Sorry to randomly leave you guys and all, But some big sh@&'s about to go down. The stars have been randomly blinking out, and that might possibly mean that something bad's about to happen, so I left to go check into it and stuff. There's a guy with a key who can save us all and I want you to go and persistantly follow him around. If you let any harm befall him, your going to get your butts kicked, understand? Go to Traverse Town and locate Squall Leonheart from Final Fantasy VIII, who has changed his name to 'Leon' for reasons which will be explained later. He will point you in the right direction. Somehow. P.S. Can you apologize to Minnie for me? And clean Pluto's water bowl? And unclog the toilet? And vacuum the thrown room? And take out the trash? And scrub behind your ears? And put some sugar packets under that one leg on the table? Okay, I think that's it. Goodbye!"
Queen Minnie; Wow, this certainly is worrying. But did you really have to run screaming from the thrown room?
Daisy; Grow some balls, Donald.
Donald; Right, well, me and Goofy here are gonna go do that thing the King said.
Queen Minnie; Well, he will go with you to chronicle your journey. Just like Narnia.
Donald looks around but doesn't see who the queen is talking about
Jiminy Cricket; I'm over here on the table!
Donald; Oh! A cricket! You see, that's convenient because he should be able to fit inside the keybearer's hood and stay out of everybodies way.
Donald, Goofy, and Jiminy go down a long flight of stairs to board the gummi ship
Goofy; So your world was destroyed too Jiminy? A-Hyuck.
Jiminy Cricket; Yup
Donald; Whatever, let's just go over the rules again. No meddling. That just about sums it up.
Donald and Goofy board the ship, which is being operated by Chip and Dale. Pluto jumps in after them.
Donald; Blast off!!
A big door opens dramatically, and then they fall through the floor.
Donald; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!
Goofy; YAH-HA-HA-HOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!
Acelegin; Join me again the next time I decide to post something, and we will get to see some more confusing parodized action. See ya then!!
Episode 4; Boring Exploration
Marluxia; Hey, Axel, has the mail gotten here yet?
Axel; Yeah, if you're lookin' for your Playboy, I put it on the coffee table.
Larxene; Marluxia reads Playboy? I thought he was gay.
Sa'i'x; Dude, have you seen the size of this guys porn collection? There's no way he's gay.
Axel; Got it memorized?
Marluxia; Oooo, this month covergirl is haaaawwwwt!!!
Acelegin; Well, that's enough creepiness for now. On to the episode.
Donald and Goofy arrive in Traverse Town
Donald; Come on, let's go find Leon!
Goofy; Why don't we ask someon-
Donald; Aww, whada you know?
Goofy; I know that Some species of octopus are able to make slight alterations to there appearance to convince predators that they're something completely different.
Donald; Let's just go.
Pluto starts sniffing around and alleyway.
Goofy; Come on, Pluto! We've got sh@& to do, A-Hyuck.
Pluto finds Sora asleep in the alleyway and licks his face
Sora; (draowsily) But I don't wanna go to school today
Pluto stomps on Sora's chest
Sora; OOF! You bastard! Get over here so I can kill you!
Sora tries to chase Pluto, but Pluto gets away. Sora then looks around to see that he is in a new world.
Sora; God, I thought we were finished with the random scenery changes
Voice; Nope, we've still got a lot more to go.
Sora; Shut up voice! Hmm, there is a slight possibility that I may or may not find some answers in that accesory shop.
Sora enters the accesory shop and meets Cid.
Sora; Hey old guy! Where am I?
Cid; I am not old! I'm only 32 according to Final Fantasy 7! And what do you mean "Where am I?"
Sora; Well...
6 hours later
Cid; I see. This place is called Traverse Town, and I have no idea where your Islands are. But if you need any help with anything, just let uncle Cid know.
Sora; Thank you. That didn't sound creepy at all.
18 hours of boring exploration later...
Donald; Where is this guy?
Goofy; Leon! Leon! Where are you!? A-Hyuck.
Donald; Stop making that "A-Hyuck" noise, it's really irritating.
Goofy; Go Fa-Hyuck yourself!
Acelegin; OHHHHHH! He said it!!
Aerith; Excuse me? (taps Donald's shoulder)
Donald; WAAAAAAK! (jumps onto Goofy)
Aerith; God, relax, I'm just trying to help you guys.
Meanwhile...
Sora; Okay, I need to go find Kairi and Riku while completely ignoring the fact that my parents and the comic-relief characters might also be in trouble.
Sora sees a guy get his Heart taken by the black monsters, then he has to fight some of them.
Leon; They will continue to come after you as long as you have the Keyblade.
Sora; Who are you? And why do you have a gun shaped like a sword?
Leon; It's called a Gunblade. Why would the keyblade choose a kid?
Sora; I'm not a kid! I'm 14 years old! In Germany, I am vierzehn jahres alt!
Leon; Germany doesn't exist in Kingdom Hearts! And You are a kid compared to me! Now let's fight for no adequately explored reason!
Sora beats Leon, then passes out from exhaustion.
Yuffie; You're slipping, Leon.
Leon; I was totally holding back. Apparently.
Sora wakes up on a bed
Kairi; Are you okay?
Sora; Hey, Kairi! You're alive!
Kairi; What-chu talkin' 'bout? I'm the great ninja, Yuffie.
Kairi turns into Yuffie
Sora; OMG! A hot Asian chick!
Yuffie; What?
Sora; Nothing!
Leon; The heartless are attacking you because they are afraid of the keyblade you possess. They will stop at nothing to devour your heart.
Yuffie; The Keyblade is for some reason really effective against them, and it can open and close any lock.
Sora; That explains everything! So can I have my sword back?
Leon; Sure, here you go.
Sora's Keyblade appears back in his hand.
Yuffie; I wonder if Aerith has explained everything to the other guys
Meanwhile
Aerith; So, do you understand?
Donald; Kind of
Back in Sora's room, Heartless randomly appear
Leon; Quick, run through this door!
Leon opens the door, smashing Donald. He and Sora then run into the alleyway.
Leon; Find the leader! Because apparently Heartless have leaders.
Sora runs out into the third district, while at the same time, Donald and Goofy encounter some Heartless on a balcony over head. Donald tries to blow them up, but he ends up blasting himself and Goofy into the sky and they land on Sora.
Donald: Hey, we conveniently fell on top of the Keyblade Master!
A Heartless shaped like a giant suit of armor appears
Sora; Oh no! Let's kill this thing!!
One awesome battle later
Sora; Hi, I'm Sora, and I'm looking for my friends.
Donald; Our king told us to find you and help you out.
Goofy; We can take you to other worlds on our Gummy ship!
Donald; But you can't come looking like that. This boat runs on happy faces!
Sora; That has got to be the 8th dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Leon; Here, have some munny for your journey. Spend it well.
Sora; I wonder if Marluxia will sell me some of his porn...
Donald; Here, you can now use magic somehow.
Goofy; And you can use the dodge roll ability Ga-hyuck.
Aerith; Take care of yourself.
Sora; Yes, beautiful brunette girl.
Aerith; What?
Sora; Nothing.
Acelegin; And so, Sora set's of to boldly go where no Islander has gone before, without showing the slightest bit of shock that he is accompanied by a talking duck and a dog that stands on 2 feet. To infinity, and beyond!!!
Episode 5; Scenery Changes
Maleficent; It seems the key bearer has begun his journey. We must do all we can to defeat him
Hook; Should we go gang up on him and kill him now?
Maleficent; No, we will send heartless after him and completely stay out of the picture ourselves until he comes to our individual worlds
Ursula; But he's already prooved himselves against the heartless.
Jafar; Wouldn't it be more effective if we just kill them ourse-
Maleficent; SILENCE!! You will all do as I command!
Oogie; I'm gonna go get wasted tonight!! Woohoo!!
Acelegin; on to the story
Sora; the gummi ship mini game thing reminds me of those old school arcade games where you hafta destroy other space ships.
Donald; Look, there's another world!
Sora; Yay! I'm getting space sick, let's land this b*tch
Sora and friends land in wonderland
White Rabbit; I'm late! I'm late! for a very important date! No time to say hello, F**k off! I'm late I'm late I'm late!
Sora; ......Did he just say to f**k off?
Goofy; Well he can go Fa-hyuck himself!
Goofy's Fanbase; YAAAAAAAAAAY!! HE SAID IT!!!
They enter a bizare room with a table with two bottles on it. The white rabbit, who is now small, runs through a door.
Sora; How'd he get so small?
Doorknob; He drank some of that potion on the table.
Donald; A talking doorknob? That's almost as ridiculous as a talking duck!
Sora; Let's drink this sh**! Maybe we'll hallucinate!
They drink it and shrink, then go into the queens palace to see Alice being put on trial.
Sora; OMG, a cute blonde girl!
Alice; What?
Sora; Nothing!
Queen; You're being charged with the attempted theft of my heart!
Alice; I didn't do anything of the sort!
Sora; No see didn't, it was the heartl-
Donald; You can't tell them, that would be meddling!
Sora; Shut up, Donald. Hey queen, if we find evidence that it wasn't Alice, will you let her go?
Queen; No!
Sora; I implore you to reconsider!
Queen; ...okay
Sora; CHANGE PLACES!!
Sora and friends end up in the woods
Donald; what just happened?
Sora; Shrooms just happened!
Cheshire Cat; There are four pieces of evidence you must find! Three will be easy, but the last one will be a bit tricky!
The Cat disappears
Sora; I think that guy was a pedophile. anyway, CHANGE PLACES!!
ten minutes later
Sora; Now we're on the faucet!
Goofy; And there's the last piece of evidence!
Cheshire Cat; Good job, now I'll teach you to use blizzard!
Sora; Is he coming on to me?
Donald; He's offering to teach you magic.
Sora; So he IS coming on to me!
Donald; ...No.
Sora; CHANGE PLACES!!
Queen; Have you found the evidence?
Sora; Yes.
Queen; good. I don't have time to look at all of them, so I'll throw my own evidence into yours and you have to pick one at random the show me.
Sora; I don't think that's how court works, but I choose that one.
A heartless is seen
Queen; Gah what was that!
Sora; That's what's been trying to steal your heart!
Queen; I don't believe you! Guards, get them!
four seconds later
Sora; God your guards are pathetic.
Queen; Wait, where did Alice go?
Sora; No clue.
Queen; Well, you're now charged with the task of finding her!
Sora; CHANGE PLACES!! Now where on the ceiling.
Donald; Stop doing that, I'm getting dizzy.
Voice; Yeah, scenery changing can do that.
Cheshire Cat; Turn on the light to see the shadows that took Alice!
Sora; Why do you say such dirty things!?
Donald; Sora, there was nothing dirty about what he just said.
Sora; But-
Donald; He's not a pedophile!
Cheshire Cat; Yes I am!!
Sora; CHANGE PLACES!! Now we're on the table.
A giant juggling heartless appears
Sora; Let's kill it!
They kill it
Cheshire Cat; Too late, Alice is already gone.
Goofy; Fa-hyuck!!
Goofy's Fanbase; YAY!
Doorknob; What's all the racket.
Sora; We was fighting.
Doorknob; Well, keep it down!
The doorknob yawns, and a keyhole appears in it's mouth and Sora's keyblade seals it up
Donald; That was weird.
Sora; Let's get big again and leave!
They drink the potion and grow again
Sora; Wait! I think my left testicle stayed the same size! ...Nevermind, it grew back. Delayed reaction I guess.
Acelegin; That's the end of this episode. Stay tune for the Olympus Collisium.
Those are the first five episodes. I'll post the rest eventually.
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