Halloween

My friend C-Rad and I had fun this Halloween. I went as Pale Daniel from my Fear Mythos blogs, and he went as a Slender Proxy.

I'm on the top, he's on the bottom.

Also, I recently made a video game. I'll post a download link and a description of the game in my next post, but at the moment I'm too lazy, so just enjoy some Escape The Fate.

Helping Out

So, a Fear Mythos member called Phobos is working on a video game using characters from the Fear Mythos. It's actually an unofficial sequel to the Fear Mythos RPG, which I am too lazy to link right now. I might edit a download link into this post later.

Anyway, Phobos has asked yours truly to draw mugshots of the characters, so here they are;

Zeke (Shadows See All)

David Grant (Evolve Or Die)

Red (City Of Sinopia)

Harold Ardy (The World Through These Eyeholes/ Kill The Faceless Bastard)

William "Bill" Dawson (Studying Egypt/ The Darkness Has Empowered Me). This is one of my characters, and I look forward to seeing him in the game.

Jordan Dooling (Jordan Eats Normally Now)

Penny (Penny Dropped)

Ghost (The Archive)









Also, in unrelated news, I'm beginning to post things to mu youtube channel which I've had for several years but never really used much. So far, I have 2 videos.

I apologize for the nightcore video. That was my first nightcore attempt, so it's not very good. I'll try more in the future, and hopefully I'll get better.



Anyway, I'm off. See ya later.

Shadow Hearts; From The New World Parody Script episode 1-3

As some of you may know, the Kingdom Hearts Parody Script isn't my only Parody Script. I've finally gotten around to editing what I have of the Shadow Hearts Parody Script. Here you go;

Episode 1; The Crappy Pilot Episode

Johnny; Hi, I'm Johnny Garland. I'm a 16 year old private detective with awesome hair. I was in an accident a few years ago, and I lost my family and some of my memories. I became a detective so that I can hopefully recover my lost memories. I also live with this really buff guy who does just about everything I tell him too.
Lenny; Master, dinner's ready.
Johnny; It's too salty! Make it again.
Lenny; Yes master.
Johnny; Hehe, That guy is so my b*tch.
Lenny; Also, we have a client who would like to speak to you.
Gilbert; Hello, I'm professor Gilbert. I need you to find a man named Marlow who is guilty of several crimes that aren't very important to the plot of the game. If he isn't found soon, I'll have to come up with all of his bail money.
Johnny; I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that. I was distracted by your hunched back, dangling arms, and scrawny legs.
Gilbert; Just find the guy, okay.
Johnny; Okay!
laterGerard; Hellooooooo, little boy!
Buigen; We're a couple of openly gay store keepers who will appear in almost every location in the game who will sell you various items which will come in handy on your journey!
Johnny; What journey?
Gerard; I don't think he's made it that far into the game yet.
Buigen; Oh well. Here, have a free stellar chart. It'll let you use magic!
Johnny; Why are you giving it to me for free?
Gerard; Because we looooooove your hair.
Buigen; All you have to do is keep the chart on you at all times. Just pretend it's me.
Acelegin; I'm not kidding, he actually says that.
Johnny; Okaaaay, I'll be going then.
eventually
Johnny; It took all afternoon, but I finally narrowed down Marlow's location to this theater. Now to go inside and find him!
Marlow; I'm drunk! Get out!
Johnny; My name is Johnny Garland, am I'm here to bring you back to Gilbert.
Marlow; Johnny Garland? Ahahaha! (looks at Johnny) OMG! You really are Johnny! Stay away!
Johnny; Wow, you really are drunk, aren't you?
and then a portal opens and a giant monster eats Marlow
Johnny; Oh crap sticks! This is bad!
meanwhile, at the top of a skyscraper, far above himShania; I can see the window! I'm going to jump off the roof, take my clothes off, turn into Thunderbird, and kick that monster's butt!
Natan; Is that necessary?
Shania; Is what necessary?
Natan; Taking off your clothes. I mean, in the original Shadow Hearts, Yuri could transform while wearing a bulky trench coat, and yet you have to be half naked to use your powers. Why is that?
Shania; It's called fanservice! Deal with it!
down bellow
Johnny; I never thought I'd die like this. At least I remembered to delete my browsing history so that Lenny won't know I was watching porn earlier.
and then Thunderbird crashes through the roof and saves him.
Johnny; Whoa! That was intense... I'm gonna faint now.
Later

Johnny; How the hell did I get back home?
Lenny; Master, these two native Americans found you and brought you back. They said that you were attacked by some kind of monster.
Johnny; Oh yeah, There was a monster. What the hell was that?
Shania; Well, to wrap things up, there's this energy called Malice which is born from peoples evil and it sometimes opens windows which monsters come out of. I'm a Harmonixer who uses the magical power of fusion to destroy these monsters.
Johnny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please don't shout like that.
Johnny; But I forgot to TIVO Tosh.0 last night!
Lenny; We don't even have a TV right now.
Johnny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, what is it now?
Johnny; Why don't we have a TV?
Lenny; You pawned it off so that we could pay the rent.
Johnny; Ah!
Lenny; Master, please stop shouting.
Johnny; Why the hell would I sell the TV?
Shania; Can we please get back on topic?
Johnny; Ah!
Natan; What is it this time?
Johnny; Marlow was eaten by a monster! How am I supposed to explain this to my client, professor Gilbert?
Shania; Maybe we could help.
Johnny; Ah!
Shania; Does he do this often?
Lenny; Only when he forgets his breakfast.
Natan; So that's why it's the most important meal of the day.
Shania; As I was saying, Natan and I could go with you and explain what happened to this Gilbert guy.
Johnny; I'm sorry, but Gilbert is obviously evil. It would be wrong of me to bring into that kind of dang- (stares at Shania's boobs for about seven seconds) I would be very happy if you would accompany me on my assignment.
Shania; Well, now that that's settled, where the hell are we supposed to find this guy?
Lenny; He says he works at Arkham university.
Johnny; Oh boy! We get to meet Batman!
Lenny; Not that Arkham.
Johnny; Thanks for crushing my dreams, Lenny.
Lenny; Don't mention it.

Acelegin; That's it for now. Stay tuned for future episodes.

Episode; Arkham Asylum/University

Police; Alright nameless serial killer! Come out with your hands up.
Killer; Damn. I can't let them find me. It's bad enough I got shot, I don't wanna be arrested on top of it.
Police; Reeeeeeed Robin!
Killer; Yum!
Police; He's over there!
Killer; Damn it! Why do I keep falling for that?
And then a hot chick appears and kills all of the police with MaliceKiller; Holy crap! Who are you?
The hot chick kisses Killer and his wounds suddenly heal themselves.Killer; Oh my god! I finally lost my mouth virginity! Awesome!
meanwhile
Johnny; Here we are! Arkham Asylum!
Shania; University.
Johnny; Same difference. Anyway, Gilbert's supposed to work here.
Guy in suit; Excuse me, Do you know where professor Gilbert is?
Johnny; Actually, we were looking for him as well.
Guy in suit; Maybe we could look together!
Johnny; No, you're weird. I'd rather be by myself.
Shania; So where do you think it is?
Johnny; I don't know. Let's ask around.
later
Johnny; Good news, everybody! I found out where Gilbert's office is!
Shania; Yay!
Johnny; It's in a room that's locked off to the public and the only way to get inside is through a complex system of underground tunnels with no lighting!
Shania; Crap. How are we supposed to see down there?
Natan; We can use this lantern I found in the science class room.
Shania; Why was there a lantern in a class room?
Johnny; I don't don't care, as long as we have permission to use it. Do we?
Natan; Ummm, yeah, of course we have permission.
meanwhileScientist; Ow, my head. I feel like I was bludgeoned with the handle of a gun. Wait, where'd my lantern go?
back to the plot
Johnny; Why are there monsters down here?
Shania; I'm starting to think that Gilbert might be evil.
Natan; This door seems different from all the others. Perhaps it leads to Gilbert's room.
Johnny; Damn, it's locked. Maybe he has a spare key hidden some where.
meanwhileGuy in suit; All these monsters are proof that Frank's suspicions are true, and Gilbert is evil. Perhaps throwing this lever will destroy the monsters somehow.
The guy throws the lever and the cage begins to open slowlyGuy in suit; Oh no! Now they're gonna get out. And it sounds like some one is coming! Frank must hide behind this brightly colored blanket!
4 seconds later
Johnny; Is it me, or are those monsters beating up a blanket?
Natan; It looks like someone's hiding under it.
Shania; Why does a grown man have a brightly colored blanket with him?
Johnny; It looks like the monsters have noticed us. We'd better fight them.
laterGuy in Suit; Wow! That was amazing! As a token of Frank's appreciation, Frank will tell you all about Frank's backstory!
Johnny; What?
Guy in Suit; A long time ago, Frank was flying his plane over South America for no reason whatsoever, but Frank had forgotten to fill up with fuel before hand, and ended up crashing into the jungle. After many days of wandering, Frank stumbled upon a secret ninja village, where Frank learned the secret ninja arts. Frank swore to use his ninja arts to protect the freedom of the United States. Recently, Frank heard a rumor that Professor Gilbert was evil, so Frank came to investigate.
Johnny; Who the hell is Frank?
Shania; I think he's speaking in the third person.
Johnny; What the hell is the third person?
Natan; I think that guy is Frank.
Guy in suit; Yes, Frank is Frank!
Natan; Does this mean Acelegin can stop referring to you as the "Guy in Suit"?
Frank; Yes. So, how about we go look for Gilbert now?
Johnny; Well, we kind of need a key...
Frank; Frank can use his ninja arts to open doors!
Shania; Whatever. We'll bring you along for comic relief purposes.
laterFrank; So this is door?
Johnny; Yes. This is door. Can you open door?
Frank; Indeed!
Frank causes a key to appear and uses it to open the door
Johnny; Wow. I was expecting something awesome. Show's how lame I am.
Natan; He just summoned a key out of f@&king nothingness! How is that not awesome!?
Gilbert; Hello? Thanks for dropping by.

Johnny; Dropping?

Gilbert; Bye! (trap door opens)

Johnny; Ah!

Several hours later

Johnny; Okay, we're back now.

Gilbert; Damn, I thought that would work better.
Johnny; Gilbert! I need to know the truth! Are you evil?
Gilbert; Yes. I've been secretly experimenting with monsters in my underground laboratory.
Johnny; Then does that mean you summoned the monster that ate Marlow?
Gilbert; No, but I figured it might happen. Now, I have to go, but I'll leave behind some toys for you to play with!
A window opens and a monster comes out and Johnny’s Knife suddenly turns into a lightsaber and stabs it in the faceGilbert; Impressive. Not quite as amazing as her, But you have potential.
Johnny; What the hell are you talking about!? Why do I suddenly have these awesome Jedi powers!? Explain yourself!
Shania; Johnny, there's another monster coming out of the window! Pay attention!
4 seconds later
Johnny; Damn, he got away! Come on gang, we've got a mystery on our hands!

Episode 3; Attack Of The Fanboys

Johnny; Can someone explain to me why we came to the Grand Canyon?
Shania; We came here so that I can communicate with the spirits and obtain a new fusion form.
Johnny; So why couldn't we take a bus? Seriously, we just took a 3 week long walk.
Shania; ...Sh@&, I hadn't thought of that!
Johnny; And that's why women belong in the kitchen.
Frank; Haha, It's funny because it's sexist!
Zonda; Hey! Shania, Baby! What's up?
Johnny; Who is this guy and why isn't he gawking at my amazing hair?
Natan; This is Zonda, and he is Shania's fiance.
Johnny; Why do I get the feeling that every Shania fanboy just smashed their PS2 over their knee?
Shania; Listen, Zonda, I need the power of Tatan'Ka.
Zonda; Are you sure you want to do this? It will put tremendous strain on your body.
Shania; I'll have you know that my body can take a great deal of strain.
Zonda; Well, I suppose I can give you permission to face the spirit, but I should warn you: the path ahead is paved with horny fanboys.
Shania; My God!
Zonda; Whatever happens, promise me that you won't sleep with them.
Shania; Don't worry, I promised my father that I would only give my virginity to the man I'm going to marry. Or to an attractive sixteen year old private detective with great hair and a lightsaber, but so far I haven't met anyone who meets that description, so you shouldn't worry.meanwhile, ten feet awayFrank; Frank wonders what they are talking about...
Johnny; Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it has nothing to do with me.
Natan; Yeah you're probably right.laterArgen Tabisu; ZOMFG! It be Shania!
Maii; I loveses Shania's boobies!
Tonakh; Want to make babies!
Natan; Oh No! Fanboys!
Johnny; Like Acelegin!
Frank; They're Hideous!
Johnny; Like Acelegin!
Shania; Run away!
Argen Tabisu; Wait, Me want look up skirt!even laterTatan'Ka; Who disturbs my slumber!
Shania; My name is Shania, and wish to fuse with you.
Tatan'Ka; Aright, that'll be 50 bucks.
Shania; What?
Tatan'Ka; Did I f@&king stutter? Pay up woman!
Shania; Okay, now to take off all my clothes and test out my new transformation.
Natan; Why do you have to keep taking off your clothes?
Shania; To please the fanboys!
Johnny; Like Acelegin!
Shania; Superspecialawesomeultraspecialsexytransformationsequnce, go!
Natan; Wow! Awesome!
Frank; That was simply stunning!
Johnny; Can I have your autograph?
Shania; Unconsciousness!
Frank; Oh no, she passed out!
Johnny; What do we do?
Natan; We need to end the episode so that we can get her to safety!
Johnny; You're right! Sorry fans, but we gotta go. Tune in next time!

Well, there you go. Hope you enjoyed.